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Open Post: Hosted By Robert Pattinson’s Hairy Stems In Dior Shorts
Fran Lebowitz and filthy pretend-shorts-hater Justin Theroux are somewhere screaming at their assistants to keep pouring the gallons of eyewash into their seeing globes after their retinas, corneas,...
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Open Post: Hosted By Chris Evans’ Farewell To Captain America
There comes a time in every superhero franchise actor’s life when it’s time to return the tights to wardrobe and return to civilian clothes, and that time has apparently come for Chris Evans (for...
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Open Post: Hosted By Debra Messing Choosing If She’d Rather Be In An Elevator...
Andy Cohen had Debra Messing and Molly Shannon on his Watch What Happens Live last night, and as usual he got them to talk a little shit. As everyone with a Team Debra or Team Susan or Team No One...
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Open Post: Hosted By Banksy’s Self-Destructing Painting
That’s a neat trick but hopefully whomever bought those shreds of paper kept the receipt. Above is a pic via Bansky’s Instagram of one of his works shredding itself to the horror (and perhaps delight)...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Getting Done In By A “Gold Shower”
A Wheel of Fortune contestant guessed incorrectly on a puzzle on Thursday night’s episode and lost her chance at a win. Those of you out there that are into pee, well, urine luck! Contestant Melanie...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Member Of The Insane Clown Posse Trying To Drop-Kick...
The kings of the Juggalos known as the Insane Clown Posse (made up of Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope) took time away from luring children into the sewers to die, to perform with Limp Bizkit at the Frat...
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Open Post: Hosted By Post Malone’s New Haircut
This BIG BREAKING NEWS started on Saturday, after Post Malone posted a picture of himself (Postception?) on Instagram with the caption: “Had 2 big ass dreads. plz don’t stop listening to my music.” On...
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Open Post: Hosted By Todrick Hall Dragging The Shit Out Of The Ex He Says...
When you’re a regular person with not many Instagram followers, like all of us, and you want to publicly call out a cheating slut trollop of a lying asshole ex, you gotta spray paint “cheating slut...
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Open Post: Hosted By Ariana Grande’s Oinker Of A Video For “Breathin”
Usually an Ariana Grande video features her whipping that ponytail back and forth and forgetting how to pronounce at least a third of the consonants in her lyrics. That has made it where I honestly...
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Open Post: Hosted By Duchess Kate And Prince William Getting Into Some PDA At...
We know Prince William and Duchess Kate have three children, but I’m sure if The Queen had her way, it shall remain a mystery as to how those future heirs were made. Royal magic? Wishes? Stop asking,...
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Open Post: Hosted By Beer For Dogs
But who’s going to drive home now? *crest-fallen* The other Mr. Harvey treats our two dogs like they’re the Princes of Earth. They relax on only the biggest and fluffiest of dog beds. I’m pretty sure...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Hot Dog T-Shirt That Is Scandalizing Madison, New...
Weenies is a hot dog joint in New Jersey that recently opened another location in the town of Madison. Hot dogs are better than pizza if you don’t think about what they’re made out of, so CBS New York...
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Open Post: Hosted By Elon Musk’s Teslaquilla
Based on Elon Musk’s recent behavior, if I had to predict a side-project he’d get into, I might guess a line of zero-gravity rolling papers or a better home security system. As it turns out, Elon Musk...
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Open Post: Hosted By Jon Hamm Swallowing Some Dick
If you read that headline and came (I can stop right there, I know) into the post thinking that you were going to get footage of Jon Hamm making out with the Hammaconda, then curse out that oversized...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Retirement Of The Original Big Bird And Oscar The...
Master puppeteer Caroll Spinney is 84 years old and has spent a half-century giving life to a giant citrus-colored bird-brained mess (not to be confused with the citrus-colored bird-brained mess in...
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Open Post: Hosted By Harvey Fierstein Almost Sharing His Opinion Of John...
I imagine it would be a great honor to be taken down, verbally, by the likes of Harvey Fierstein. Harvey appeared on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen and was asked what he thought about John...
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Open Post: Hosted By What Banksy’s Paper Shredder Stunt Should Have Looked Like
Earlier this month, the 2006 painting “Girl With Balloon” by Banksy was sold at auction in London for $1.4 million. But instead of a Sotheby’s employee taking the painting down, the painting took...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Marilyn Manson-Faced Dildos
Eff the Great Pumpkin, nothing says “Happy Halloween!” like Marilyn Manson’s face on a dildo! UpRoxx reports that the sad clown of nu-metal unveiled some new Marilyn Manson-branded swag on Instagram...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Cop Not Noticing The Giant Spider Behind Him
“LOOK OUT, THERE’S A HUGE EFFING SPIDER BEHIND YOU, OFFICER CLUELESS!” is what you think the person in the car would have yelled to the cop. Or a passerby. Or some kid on a bike. But no, everyone let...
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Open Post: Hosted By Martha Stewart Not Letting Someone Chastise Her For...
Martha Stewart may be a hardened felon, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t still enjoy the simple things in life, like baking weed cookies with Snoop Dogg or noodling around The Cape on her e-bike....
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