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Open Post: Hosted By The Boxer Flaunting Dat Ass
There’s nothing that gets a room to pop, lock, and drop it like some good R&B, and if you really want to raise the roof, why not take a hit of the good stuff and pop on some Snoop Dogg and Jason...
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Open Post: Hosted By Lady Gaga Letting Us Know That Bradley Cooper Is “The...
Yesterday there was cause for concern about robots taking over the fast food industry and turning people into hamburgers. Today we can go ahead and crank the dial up on that robot army alarm because...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Dog Opera Directed By Tilda Swinton
Only Tilda Swinton could post a 6-minute long video of her dogs on the internet and have it be dubbed high art. I mean sure, she appears to have used a very nice camera and scored it with an opera by...
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Open Post: Hosted By Rita Ora As Post Malone
It’s Shallowqueen time, and while many famous tricks are going full Slutoween (see: Parasite “Why Am I Still Talking About her?” Hilton as a slutty raver bunny from 90s pastel hell), others decided to...
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Open Post: Hosted By Matt Stonie Continuing To Mess Up His Insides
Professional food gorger and former HSOTD Matt Stonie’s stomach and bowels have probably tried to quit his body by escaping out of his ass so many times that every time he does one of his crazy food...
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Open Post: Hosted By Jon Bon Jovi Dragging The Kardashians
Jon Bon Jovi recently got talking about fame and reality TV with Australia’s The Sunday Project (via Entertainment Tonight). And let’s just say Jon would rather wake up one morning with his hair in a...
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Open Post: Hosted By Reese’s Bad Candy Exchange Machine
When I used to trick-or-treat for candy back in the day (read: last year), my sister and our friends were pros at the candy-collecting game. We laughed at those weak ass plastic Jack-O-Lantern...
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Open Post: Hosted By Antoni From “Queer Eye” Laying A Patrick Bateman Thirst...
Antoni Porowski is newly single (or is he?) in some throwback tighty whities! Queer Eye’s food and wine guy isn’t really known for his food or wine advice as much as he is for baring nip and giving me...
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Open Post: Hosted By Megan Mullally Telling The Story Of How Her House Was...
This country’s fascination for everything to do with O.J. Simpson and Nicole Brown Simpson is sky-high…unless you’re Nick Offerman. Nick’s wife Megan Mullally was on the Halloween episode of Busy...
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Open Post: Hosted By Oscar Mayer Declaring That Hot Dogs Are Sandwiches
I’ve seen a lot of rotten and just plain stupid marketing campaigns before (I’m looking at you IHOB), but Oscar Mayer has really taken the cake with their latest stunt. Oscar Mayer has launched a...
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Open Post: Hosted By This Squirrel In A “Scream” Mask
Halloween (or Slut-O-Ween for you hot sluts and Hallo-qween for you hot gay sluts) has come and gone and it’s time to put your slutty garbage collector and whorish driver’s ed instructor costumes to...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Philly Flyers Fan Who Got “Gritty” Tattooed On His Ass
The Philadelphia Flyers (they’re a hockey team for you non-sportsball people) introduced a terrifying new mascot back in September named Gritty. He looks sort of like if you crossed a fed-after...
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Open Post: Hosted By Julia Roberts Talking About Her Hairy “Notting Hill”...
When Julia Roberts showed up to the 1999 premiere of Notting Hill and SCANDALIZED THE WORLD by flashing some bushy armpits (that was the day we all learned that women actually grow hair there!!!!),...
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Open Post: Hosted By Bingo The Otter Taking A Soothing Shower Bath
Before (or while) you feel the blood in your arteries boil with nervousness while watching the results of the midterm elections, soothe your nerves, soul, and entire being with a video of Bingo The...
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Open Post: Hosted By Meg Ryan And John Mellencamp’s Engagement Announcement
This is the way Meg Ryan announced she’s engaged to John Mellencamp. Earlier today, The Daily Mail posted pictures of Meg out and about in NYC with a set of wedding-looking rings on her ring finger....
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Open Post: Hosted By The High Priestess Of The Goth Roly Polies
If Amelia Earhart crashed her plane onto an island ruled by a cult who considers Missy Elliott their God and they took her falling from the sky as a sign and declared her as their Pontiff, this is...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Woman Who Threw Herself A Birthday Party On The NYC...
If Beyonce ever releases Lemonade 2, the record should be a concept album about Amber Asalay’s impromptu birthday dinner on NYC’s J train on Wednesday night. This all happened because the restaurant...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Nearly 6-Foot Long CVS Receipt
This was BOUND to happen someday. As a patron of CVS, this receipt length thing has gotten ridiculous. Just ask Washington D.C.’s Emma Keane. Fox 5 DC (via The Takeout) reported on Emma leaving CVS...
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Open Post: Hosted By Nicki Minaj Thirsting After Michael B. Jordan
You might say she’s a fan of Black Panther. Last night was the PR Paid For This People’s Choice Awards on E!, and the award winner for Female Artist of 2018 and Album of the Year may not have been...
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Open Post: Hosted By The “ALF” Reboot That Probably Isn’t Happening Anymore
Back in August we learned that the latest TV show from the ’80s that was about to get the reboot treatment was ALF. It made sense, since ALF ran for four seasons from 1987 to 1990 and spawned a...
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