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Open Post: Hosted By An Indecent Proposal
A marriage betrothal is one of those sacred rites of passage every woman looks forward to (don’t @ me). I know that for myself, from a young age I dreamed of that one perfect day, when on bended knee,...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Mini Bee Gees
It’s hard to put fingers to keyboards after being assaulted with that photo. You know how occasionally space aliens are portrayed in popular fiction as benevolent ala E.T.? And then you’ve got your...
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Open Post: Hosted By Rihanna Hoping You Don’t Expect Her To Attend Your Wedding
The recently brow-less Rihanna isn’t one of those celebrities who feels like she needs to make nice with the journos. Or even the fans. She’ll speak her mind. Which is exactly what she did when an...
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Open Post: Hosted By Ryan Reynolds Singing To South Korea Behind A Unicorn Mask
My biggest gripe about the U.S. is that our talk shows and TV in general are so much more boring than what they have overseas. They’ve made Celine Dion gargle out the Titanic theme song, and now...
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Open Post: Hosted By The First Teaser Trailer For “Bohemian Rhapsody”
The first teaser trailer for the cursed child that is the Queen biopic Bohemian Rhapsody is out. In it, we get our first look at why Hollywood has been fresh out of wigs since 2007, when they first...
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Open Post: Hosted By John Travolta Getting Down With 50 Cent At A “Gotti”...
My weird obsession/revolution with the Cannes International Film Festival continues and these videos of John Travolta in a tux dancing to, and with, 50 Cent at the Gotti premiere after party are not...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Backstreet Boys’ New Video For “Don’t Go Breaking My...
Backstreet’s Back, alright! Only they can’t say that because they already used it. So, Backstreet’s Here Again, OK! Backstreet Boys have debuted a new video and single for “Don’t Go Breaking My Heart”...
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Open Post: Hosted By “The Happytime Murders” Trailer
To the best of my knowledge, Peter Jackson was the first director to attach a cock to a muppet. Back in the 90’s there was a really poorly rendered VHS tape of Meet The Feebles that was making the...
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Royal Wedding Open Post: Hosted By This Puppy Who Is Really Into It
Today is the day, everyone. Are you about as excited as that dog who looks like they’d rather be tossing a cat’s salad on a fireworks barge as Michael Vick blows a whistle in their ear? That dog may...
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Open Post: Hosted By Fergie Riding The NYC Subway
Didn’t Mimi already pull this stunt? On Tuesday, a tropical storm hit the East Coast. Fergie Fergalicious had to get to the Paley Center Honors (she was presenting) and the Huffington Post reports...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Miley Cyrus Of Squirrels
No, the “Miley Cyrus” of squirrels isn’t Miley Cyrus thirsty for attention in a squirrel costume. It’s this actual squirrel contending with a Yankee Flipper in this video (via Mashable) set to her...
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Open Post: Hosted By Publix’s Cum-Less Graduation Cake
Note to self: NEVER go to a Publix bakery to order my usual birthday gift to myself, which is a cream-filled, dick-shaped cake with the words “Happy Birthday, You Stupid Cum Dumpster Whore” written...
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Open Post: Hosted By Nicolas Cage Bringing On A Wave Of Panty Pudding With...
I’ll wait here as you scream at a co-worker or a friend to grab a spatula and pry your parts from your screen. Because I’m sure your coochie or asshole immediately suctioned to your monitor at first...
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Open Post: Hosted By Jennifer Lopez’s Video For “Dinero” Featuring Cardi B
The Bronx is in the house! Or rather, The Bronx is in the Chateau! Bronx natives Cardi B and Jennifer Lopez have teamed up on a track called “Dinero” and they brought DJ Khaled along for the ride....
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Open Post: Hosted by Blue Ivy Calling Out Grandma For Instagramming In A Theater
The Queen Mother of the Beyhive (and Costco’s biggest fan), Tina Knowles, is frolicking through Paris, and she decided to take granddaughter Blue Ivy Carter along for the ride. While most people would...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Cat Casually Re-Directing Its Roomba
That is one cool kitty. Most animals would either jump that device and try to wipe it off the face of the Earth, or run screaming under the nearest table for shelter. Not this kitty. Boing Boing has...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Flight Attendant Giving You His Best Britney
Sure, some of those onboard just wanted to land safely and go on to wait for their luggage. But the majority of the passengers must have been filled with delight (or anxiety) when Ryanair flight...
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It Wouldn’t Be A National Holiday Without Bikini Pics Of Phoebe Price!
It’s been 146 days since the last time the pages of Dlisted have been slathered with the demure freckled hotness blowing off of Phoebe Price as she graciously graces the lenses of a pap who just so...
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Open Post: Hosted By Snoop Dogg’s Record-Making Giant “Gin & Juice”
Even though Gin and Juice isn’t really a cocktail (it’s more of a concoction), Snoop Dogg was just awarded entry into the Guiness Book of World Records for helping to mix the World’s Largest Cocktail....
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Open Post: Hosted By Orlando Brown’s Raven-Symone Tattoo
If your eyes read that as “Orlando Bloom,” then I hate to break the bad news to you that this post doesn’t hold a picture of Legolas with a That’s So Raven tattoo inked into his left tit. Although,...
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