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Open Post: Hosted By A Recently Unearthed Highly Important Artifact
Earlier this year, Meghan Markle took a wrecking ball to her Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter accounts, because it is highly uncouth for a British royal to mingle with the filthy peasants on the...
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Open Post: Hosted By Kanye West’s New Ugly-Ass Shoe Collection
Anti-deceit activist Kanye West is more than just the modern day reincarnation of Søren Kierkegaard. He’s also a genius fashion designer. Have you ever been out on the streets and been intrigued by a...
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Open Post: Hosted By Matt LeBlanc’s Disgusting David Schwimmer Story
This is truly revolting, but I bet some truly perverted pervster out there is slightly titillated. The Graham Norton Show seems to be the choice for celebrities who want to relate their most...
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Open Post: Hosted By A North Carolina Burger Joint’s Tarantula Challenge
I’m going to have to go out and get another job doing manual labor out in the NOPE fields in order to harvest enough of them to accurately convey my reaction to the tarantula burger made by Bull City...
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Open Post: Hosted By An Extremely Important Sighting Of Penny From “Showgirls”
On the paparazzi pic sites I troll throughout the day are the following pics: Pippa Middleton arriving at Kensington Palace, Katie Holmes at the 13th Annual Artists Dinner, Jessica Simpson “stealing...
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Open Post: Hosted By The First Look At Damian Lewis As Rob Ford On The Set Of...
For those of you who worried that trim ginger Damian Lewis was going to have to go Full Charlize and eat night macaroni in order to convincingly play the role of Rob Ford, you can relax. According to...
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Open Post: Hosted By David Blaine Sewing His Mouth Shut
David Blaine continued to stretch out the definition of “magic trick” on The Tonight Show last night when he used a needle and thread to sew his lips shut as The Roots and guest Priyanka Chopra got...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Topless “Prince Hot Ginge” At His Bachelor Party
The real Prince Hot Ginge’s bachelor party hasn’t happened yet, apparently, but it’s looking like it’s going to go down at a resort in the fancy Swiss ski town of Verbier. (Yes, the same town where...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Worgie In A Box
A “Worgie” is a combination Westie and Corgi! And they’re goddamn huggable. Don’t you want to kiss its intrusive little face? Via Laughing Squid, here’s a clip from way back in 2012 of a Worgie named...
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Open Post: Hosted By The University Of Utah’s “Cry Closet”
Anxiety is no joke. Millennials are often shaded for being entitled brats with little to no values and extremely lazy and what have you. But look at the world they’ve invented! There should be a cry...
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Open Post: Hosted By Cardi B’s Terrifying Golf Cart Scare
A pregnant Cardi B almost died. The harrowing near-death experience will likely haunt her for the rest of her days. According to People, Cardi B and her fiance Offset were co-headlining at a festival...
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Open Post: Hosted By Prince Louis’ Birth Certificate
When you pop out a kid, the government always comes for your ass to do a little ‘splaining on a birth certificate in case said child gets lost in a T.J. Maxx dressing room (thanks, Mom), they can...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Golden Retriever Stuck On An Exercise Ball
You should feel this dog’s pain. Who hasn’t awkwardly humped on something only to be left with a giant case of blue balls, or a giant case of blue ball if you’re this poor pooch. The video, which was...
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Open Post: Hosted By Xtina Slathered In Extra Thick Lube For Her New Video
Xtina is back (I think I’ve typed that at least 4,500 times since this blog began) and she’s got a new album coming out called Liberation. The video for the first single, Accelerate (featuring Ty...
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Open Post: Hosted By The 7-Min Vet Video On How To Handle A Pussy
If you’re looking for the secret way to pleasure a pussy, you’ve come to the right place! If you’re thinking about vaginas, you need to put soap in your mouth and find the nearest Sunday school. An...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Vigilante Grandpappy Who Tripped A Fleeing Suspect
Columbus, Ohio’s newest hero is the vigilante granddad known merely as “Bill.“ Bill revealed himself as the latest inspiration for those with physical disabilities when, despite needing a cane, he...
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Open Post: Hosted By Bill Murray Doing The Honors At A Gender Reveal Party
Nowadays it’s exhausting and hard to be the friend of someone who is having a baby. You gotta put yourself together and buy a present for the baby shower. Then you gotta put yourself together and buy...
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Open Post: Hosted By Jane Fonda Serving Boca Raton Realtor At The “Book Club”...
Tonight is the Met Gala, when stars and dirt stars squeeze themselves into a $30,000 gown that doesn’t go with the theme to bow down to Anna Wintour as she sacrifices interns to fulfill her yearly...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Star Of The Tom Brady Comedy Roast
As Tom Brady asked a Met Gala server if the kitchen could whip him up a bowl of steamed organic grass lightly drizzled with distilled air, he was getting roasted on Twitter by haters who just can’t...
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Open Post: Hosted By Celine Dion’s Rapper Son “Big Tip”
Could it be that the greatest singer IN ZEE VULD has given birth to the greatest RAPPER IN ZEE VULD?!? Celine Dion’s 17-year-old son Rene-Charles Angelil aka Big Tip, has just established him a force...
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