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Open Post: Hosted By The “Fanny Pack” Slide By Nike
Move over Crocs, there’s a new shoe in town that’s gonna make Michael K wanna hurl! Nike just announced that it’s now offering a “fanny pack” edition of their absurdly popular Benassi JDI slides....
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Open Post: Hosted By Shia LaBeouf As His Own Dad
The Beef is back, ya’ll! And surprise, surprise; he’s doing some meta artsy-farty movie in which he plays his own dad. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Shia LaBeouf is filming a movie called Honey...
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Open Post: Hosted By Some High Heels In Terrible Pain
What made this lady hate shoes so much? Did a shoe shade her on Instagram? Did a high heel not hold the elevator for her? Did she find out one of her shoes voted for Trump? Whatever the reason, the...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Queen Obviously Enjoying Herself At A Horse Race
That’s the look of a person at an event they don’t want to be at and, to make things worse, the beer stand isn’t open yet. The glamorous lady in the hat to die for is THE QUEEN and she’s at the 2018...
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Open Post: Hosted By Tilda Swinton’s 1000 Yard Stare In The Trailer For The...
If anybody’s gonna give you the heebie jeebies just by smoking a cigarette intensely, it’s gonna be Tilda Swinton. In the remake of the 1977 Dario Argento classic horror movie Suspiria, Tilda gets to...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Drunk Woman Riding A Horse Through A Liquor Store...
Take a look around you, you’re living in a world where you get busted for doing something responsible like riding something other than a motor vehicle through a liquor store to buy more booze....
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Open Post: Hosted By Rihanna Serving Glamour Of The “Oceans 8” Premiere
The NYC premiere for Ocean’s 8 was held last night, and I know it would be appropriate to say Rihanna stole the show at a premiere for a heist movie. But that would be wrong. Rihanna looks like she...
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Open Post: Hosted By Mariah Carey Throwing More “American Idol” Shade
If Mariah Carey re-wrote the lyrics to Dionne Warwick’s song “That’s What Friends Are For,” her version would include this lyric: And as far as I’m concerned You should consider getting a new agent if...
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Open Post: Hosted By Finnegan The Baby Mountain Goat
You should really meet Finnegan. He’s three weeks old, he lives with his mom and he’s just learning how to goat. Or more accurately, he’s just learning how to antelope. According to The Encyclopedia...
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Open Post: Hosted By This Alligator Not Having It
Reptiles are the most terrifying of creatures, and alligators top that list. They’re basically killing machines who can exist on land and in water. Do you know they can run 20 miles an hour? Did you...
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Open Post: Hosted By Oliver Hudson Protecting His Balls
Research has been done, and FridaBalls is an actual product, so this isn’t some jokey joke. Goldie Hawn’s actor son Oliver Hudson (he’s been in several thousand forgettable shows but he’s into balls...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Rock Feeding His Girlfriend While She Breastfeeds
A little less than two months ago, The Rock’s girlfriend Lauren Hashian gave birth to their second daughter Tiana “Tia” Gia Johnson. If I had to guess what kind of help The Rock was being around the...
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Open Post: Hosted By The “Dumbo” Teaser Trailer
The teaser trailer for Tim Burton’s Dumbo is here and I’ve got to say, I forgot how much I love him. It’s so nice to have a Johnny Depp-less Burton film to look forward to! As far as Disney...
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Open Post (And A Little Site Note): Hosted By Shia LaBeouf’s Mom And His Fake...
This Open Post is coming at you all a little early, because I want to welcome Dlisted’s two newest writers, Kristian and Jovi. Starting today, Kristian is helping out this summer during the weekdays...
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Open Post: Hosted By Jeff Goldblum Looking Like Raw Sex At His Walk Of Fame...
65-year-old Jeff Goldblum finally got his own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday. Although it probably would have been more appropriate to temporarily re-name it the Hollywood Shuffle of...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Siberian Husky Chilling In An Ice Maker
For those of us who are fat and rendered irritable and senseless by fiery temperatures, Kinston, NC’s Mako the Siberian Husky is our new leader. Fuck air conditioning, dips in the pool, remaining...
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Open Post: Hosted By Cardi B’s Semi-Nude And Pregnant Rolling Stone Cover
Try to say something nice. Well, er, it’s a look? The peacock tattoo is impressive? Cardi B and Offset appear to be getting along as a couple? The towering hair offsets (see what I did there?)...
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Open Post: Hosted By Marion Cotillard’s Biggest Competition
The greatest portrayal of a dramatic demise onscreen currently belongs to Oscar-winner Marion Cotillard who perfectly captured death in its rawest and realest form in the Dark Knight Rises. This...
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Open Post: Hosted By Paris Hilton Hating On Lindsay Lohan Like It’s 2007 Again
Put on your jelly bracelets, set the VCR to record The OC and enjoy that walkman’s last days of use: we are back in the 2007is. Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are in the news. Well, to be fair, Paris...
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Open Post: Hosted By Blue Ivy Shielding Herself From On-Screen Jay-Z/Beyoncé...
I never had the grave misfortune of walking in on my parents bumping uglies, but I did catch them in their bedroom playing a spirited game of leapfrog. OK, that wasn’t me. That was Betty White in an...
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