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Open Post: Hosted By Taraji P. Henson In Bathrobe Couture
Sorry guys, watches are cancelled. Clocks too (wall, desk, alarm, grandfather, cuckoo, all of them). Better go ahead smash your cell phone screen too while you’re at it because we will never have to...
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Open Post: Hosted By Carrie Fisher Repeatedly Slapping Oscar Isaac
Guatemalan-Cuban panty cream inducer Oscar Isaac said on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert last year that during the filming of what would be Carrie Fisher’s last Star Wars movie, The Last Jedi, his...
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Open Post: Hosted By Katy Perry Stuffing Her Mouth With Chicken Nuggets On...
People always say they do the darndest things on TV in foreign countries, but wouldn’t it be a real gas that the joke is on us Americans and Japanese people are all like, “Let’s see what kind of weird...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Puppies Who Think They’re Fenced In But They’re Not
Poor puppies. We’ve all been drunk enough to occasionally not know the answer to a push or pull door situation or become so focused on the details that we forgot about the larger picture. Laughing...
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Open Post: Hosted By Peeps-Flavored Beer
If you’ve ever wondered what a Peeps’ yeast infection tastes like, then I need to tell you that you’re a SUCIO freak who needs to get help immediately. But I also need to tell you that a brewery has...
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Open Post: Hosted By An Important Update On Victoria From “Maury”
The executives at MTV probably pray every night for someone to build a time machine so that they can go back to 2006 and give teenage wreck Victoria from Maury the reality shit show she deserves....
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Open Post: Hosted By Lynda Carter Finally Getting A Star On The Hollywood...
In 1975, Lynda Carter starred in the Wonder Woman TV show and she played the title role for all 3 seasons. She never got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame during that time. In 1983, Lynda Carter...
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Open Post: Hosted By Blair St. Clair’s Impression Of The Yodeling Walmart Kid
The 10th season of RuPaul’s Drag Race is only two episodes in, and already we’ve got more memes than RuPaul has blonde wigs. There’s Miss Vanjie’s backwards exit, Money X Change’s sponges, The Vixen’s...
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Open Post: Hosted By Dunkin’ Donuts’ Donut Fries
As a Bostonian, Dunkies is a necessary part of my existence. Luckily, there’s one on every street corner from Revere to P-Town. You could be stranded in a crevasse in the Berkshires and there’s...
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Open Post: Hosted By John Barrowman Ass Out And Up In Washington D.C.
Yesterday, John Barrowman was dragging Target for having an issue with his buying clothes for a homeless man. Today, we’re privy to a pic of him ass out on the streets of Washington D.C.! You can’t...
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Open Post: Hosted By Mariah Carey Slumming It Up For A Hostelworld Commercial
Hats off to the marketing department at Hostelworld for tapping Mariah Carey for a commercial extolling the virtues cheap beds and common areas; two things we all know Mimi wouldn’t touch with a 10...
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Open Post: Hosted By Flamingo Dance Lessons
Poor Jonny. First he has to deal with being Lex Luthor’s son. And now he has to deal with being the one who lost a round on Wheel of Fortune because he can’t read. Shit was looking good for Jonny. He...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Moment When Chris Evans Met His Rescue Pup
Today is National Pet Day, a day when everybody posts a picture of their pet. So basically it’s like every day since not a second goes by when a friend doesn’t post a picture of their dog on Facebook...
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Open Post: Hosted By Heinz Ripping A Page From The Latin American Condiment...
Today Heinz is getting everyone pissed over condiments after they decided they’re going to commercialize a ketchup and mayo blend that most Latin Americans have been doing at mealtime for decades. And...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Walmart Yodeling Kid At Coachella
At last night’s gathering, some friends and I sat around and watched some of the Coachella performances. What I took away from it was: A) Oh god, I’m at the age where I don’t know anyone anymore and I...
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Open Post: Hosted By Adele Furiously Dancing To Beychella
Adele is your girl who just wants to spend Saturday night in her sweatpants at home with good takeout, perhaps some wine, and some furious dancing in the den to ominversal majestrix Beyoncé headlining...
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Open Post: Hosted By Britney Spears Saying That The Secret To Happiness Is...
Do your past mistakes and embarrassing behavior keep you up at night? Do scenarios where you’ve acted inappropriately or said something stupid run on continual loop of shame whenever you close your...
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Open Post: Hosted By Two Cats Trying To Pass Each Other On A Shelf
While taking a break from trying to steal baby’s milk and purring out a dusty relic of a song about being Siamese, two Siamese cats from Russia got themselves into a major, major problem as their...
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Open Post: Hosted By Victoria Beckham’s Non-Cake Birthday Cake
Victoria Beckham turned 44 yesterday, and she celebrated like any normal person would, with cake! Except since it’s Posh Spice, a woman who looks like she gets the heaves when she passes the butter in...
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Open Post: Hosted By Three Aunties Reacting To Taylor Swift’s Cover Of...
There are few things more powerful on this earth than three black women of a certain age, standing in a circle. This is called an Auntie Triptych and it has the power to create life, destroy life and...
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