Today is National Pet Day, a day when everybody posts a picture of their pet. So basically it’s like every day since not a second goes by when a friend doesn’t post a picture of their dog on Facebook with false words like, “Isn’t that the best dog alive?” The answer is always: No, motherfucker, because it’s not a picture of my dog (and yes, if it was a picture of my dog, he’d be making “please save me from that bitch Michael” eyes).
To celebrate National Pet Day, famous people have been posting pictures of their pets. Like Vladimir Putin tweeted a picture of his favorite pet, Donald Trump, (he didn’t do that, I think), and Chris Evans tweeted a video of when he and his adopted dog friend Dodger first laid eyes on each other at the pound. Chris told People that he was shooting a scene for Gifted at the pound, and at first he thought that all the dogs there were actor dogs. But when he found out the dogs actually lived at the pound (and were shamelessly taking jobs away from real actor dogs!), he walked down the kennel aisle and met Dodger, who was about 1 years old at the time.
Dodger stayed sitting for a minute, because he was probably thinking, “If a famous Chris is going to adopt me, I’d rather it be Chris Crocker or Christopher Meloni, but you’ll do, I guess.”
This is the moment we met. He was trying so hard to stay seated even though he desperately wanted to get out. I knew right away that he was coming home with me, so I took this video to always remember our first hello. Rescue dogs are the best dogs!! #NationalPetDay pic.twitter.com/XjWxPWGDPu
— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) April 11, 2018
Well, there goes the world’s supply of ovaries. And if Chris Evans wants to post another video that’ll make hos swoon themselves inside/out, he’d post a video of him taking a razor to that dreadful pedostache.
Pic: @ChrisEvans