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Open Post: Hosted By The Season 10 Trailer For “RuPaul’s Drag Race”
It seems like it was just yesterday when we were all taking in the Vaseline-smeared no-budget glamour of the first season of RuPaul’s Drag Race and gagged on the 99 Cent Store eleganza as the queens...
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Open Post: Hosted By Canadian Douche Jesus
The best response for that picture is Justin Bieber’s leg tattoo of Jesus rolling his eyes like, “Bitch, have a seat.” A quick second after E! News said that he and his...
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Open Post: Hosted By Flippy, The Burger-Flipping Failure Bot
The concept of A.I. is can be frightening. We’ve all seen movies in which we let the machines think for themselves, they realize that humans are lame, and then try to kill all of us to take over....
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Open Post: Hosted By Adam Rippon And Sally Field’s Son Finally Meeting
Tom of Finland’s ice-skating younger brother Adam Rippon entranced many during this year’s otherwise savagely boring Winter Olympics. (There wasn’t ENOUGH Adam. Or ENOUGH Chris Mazdzer, for that...
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Open Post: Hosted By Meghan Markle Wearing A Long White Nipple Hat To Church
If you’re thinking to yourself, “Um, you dumb fuck, that’s a beret,” then I want to welcome you, first-time reader, to Dlisted, where I tell “jokes” that would even make an 8-year-old Adam Sandler fan...
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Open Post: Hosted By Tom Brady Eating A Strawberry
There’s a blizzard today in Boston, and it’s probably from the cold day in hell drifting upwards. Cold day in hell? It must be, since Our Lord Tom Man Uggs Hold The Strawberries Brady broke his diet...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Dance Rehearsal Videos For Taylor Swift’s “Delicate”...
As y’all already knew, Taylor Swift dropped the video for the 70th single off that album I thought was a turd but still managed to sell an ungodly amount (aka “Delicate”). I just figured she dialed up...
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Open Post: Hosted By Oregon’s LSD Of A Tourist Ad
I went to Oregon for the first time late last year, and I was sad the entire state wasn’t built around a 1,000-foot bronze statue of Tonya Harding. What a missed opportunity. It’s a pretty state, but...
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Open Post: Hosted By Jennifer Garner Still Fielding Questions About Her Oscar...
When cameras at the Oscars panned to Jennifer Garner, it looked like she had come to the woke realization that she was wasting a solid 45 hours at a damn awards show when she just as easily could have...
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Open Post: Hosted By RuPaul Receiving A Star On The Hollywood Walk Of Fame
Category is: legend receiving an iconic sidewalk award during a middle of the day ceremony eleganza extravaganza! It’s a mouthful, but hey – it’s a very specific look. Yesterday RuPaul was given a...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Return Of Stefon To SNL
It feels entirely appropriate that on one of the messiest days of the year, one of the messiest characters to ever slide into the Weekend Update desk would make their return to Saturday Night Live....
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Open Post: Hosted By Benedict Cumberbatch Coming Out As A Teaosexual
Just like Idris Elba before him, Benedict Cumberbatch has gotten together with the fundraising site Omaze to get some money for charity. By donating money to charity, the Cumberbitches will be entered...
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Open Post: Hosted By Britney Spears’ Kenzo Ad
And somewhere in her Lisa Frank sticker-covered villainess lair, Taylor Swiftlystealingideasfromeveryone just copied the link to this ad and put it in her folder marked: Things To Steal Ideas From For...
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Open Post: Hosted By Drew Barrymore Starring In A Musical From HELL!
Drew Barrymore was in one of the greatest movies ever made, Poison Ivy, and also in one of the greatest TV shows that existed, 2000 Malibu Road, so I used to think that she could really do no wrong....
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Open Post: Hosted By Drew Barrymore Saying That Jake Gyllenhaal Is The Least...
Drew Barrymore has been on a roll lately. First, Drew Barrymore proclaimed her allegiance to Lucifer by whoring herself out in a soul-melting musical ad for his most evil creation CROCS. And now Drew...
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Open Post: Hosted By Taco Bell Coming For Doritos
Pretty soon, you won’t have to worry about spending a half hour in a crowded drive-thru lane to decimate your G.I. tract with some Taco Bell – it will be served in a chip aisle nearest you! Someone...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Horse Licking A Pussy
That horse has one up on me. RM Videos on YouTube posted this clip of a horse bathing a cat with its tongue. Everyone loves horses but my mom insists she was bitten by one as a little girl. Before she...
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Open Post: Hosted By Cardi B Wanting To Know What Uncle Sam Is Doing With Her...
Instead of visiting Google, Possibly pregnant Cardi B went on Instagram to tell Uncle Sam that she wants to know what the government is doing with her fucking tax money. And she wants to know NOW....
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Open Post: Hosted By JiffPom At The 2018 Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards
The 2018 Kids’ Choice Awards, arguably Hollywood’s most wholesome event of the year (save perhaps the Silverlake Vegan Nut Cheese Invitational), were held on Saturday. Obviously JiffPom was Best In...
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Open Post: Hosted By Charlie The Guilty Pooch
Dogs, like the neighborhood gossip (aka anyone who writes for DListed), get into everything. If you have a puppy, you should just expect to come home one day to find half your dry cleaning eaten and a...
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