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Open Posted: Hosted By Justin Timberlake’s Cracker Barrel Country Video
Ever since Justin Timberlake announced his bad Bon Iver impression of an album, people have been waiting (I guess?) for the man who most certainly will not do a Vegas residency to put on his various...
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Open Post: Hosted By Reba As The Kween Colonel Of KFC
Hillary Clinton may have come up short for the presidency, but sleep easy tonight, my fried food fans. Reba McEntire just used a chicken drummie to smash through the glass ceiling to become the first...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Moment When Tom Cruise Broke His Ankle
The shady boys in the Scientology Celebrity Centre bathhouse are going to be busy today, Photoshopping David Miscavige behind Tom Cruise in that screen shot. Filming on the 984th Mission: Impossible...
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Open Post: Hosted By Rita Ora Giving You Intergalactic Bordello Madam
When you’re a question mark’s favorite pop singer and people regularly mistake you for the wall, you have to pull some shit to make people pay attention to you. Like dress yourself up as a Miss Kitty...
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Open Post: Hosted By Jared Leto Looking Like Jesus If Jesus Was In A Cult...
At the 2018 MusiCares Person Of The Year Honoring Fleetwood Mac event on Saturday night, Jared Leto sashayed onto the red carpet in a look that was an homage to different religions and cults. Jared...
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Open Post: Hosted By The “Black Panther” Purple Carpet Premiere
If you’re sick and tired of hearing the overused screams of “YASSSSS QUEEN” then do yourself a favor and skip this post because the the purple carpet at the Black Panther premiere last night was...
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Open Post: Hosted By Nicole Kidman Eating Bugs
Vanity Fair is doing a series called Secret Talent Theater, where stars of their Hollywood Issue cover show off their secret talent. Oprah was up first, and she showed us that her secret talent is...
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Open Post: Hosted By Too Much Glamour For One Picture
One second after that picture was taken, the baldie in the poster on the door spit out his cigar after he blew all the loads in his balls from being so close to such elegance. The camera lenses of the...
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Open Post: Hosted By Gina Lollobrigida Getting Her Star On The Hollywood Walk...
And leave it to Gina Lollobrigida to stay looking stunning while getting arrested by the LAPD for causing car accidents, traffic jams and other public disturbances with her legendary beauty, iconic...
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Open Post: Hosted By These Two Dudes Whaling The Tar Out Of Each Other (But...
Commuting sucks. Your mildly amusing weekend blogger returns to the weekday workforce on Monday after a long stint of unemployment, and he’s dreading it. Not the new gig – the commute! Ugh, riding the...
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Open Post: Hosted By Tina Fey And Rachel Dratch Taking The Piss Out Of Pats...
It’s Super Bowl Sunday! Many of you are already half in the bag while emblazoned in your team’s colors and ready to roar at the television. Many of you are merely half in the bag because it’s...
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Open Post: Hosted By Jennifer Lawrence Chanting For The Eagles During A Flight
I don’t know if y’all are like me, but anytime I get on a plane, I pray that it doesn’t crash, I pray nobody will sit next to me, and I sure as shit pray nobody talks to me or does anything to...
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Open Post: Hosted By Michael Shannon Sticking $2.10 In Coins Up His Nose
Finally, Vanity Fair’s Secret Talent Theater has delivered some real talent! All this time, hot weirdo Michael Shannon has been waiting in the wings of the Secret Talent Theater and pff-ting while...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Too-Sexy-For-The-Olympics Ice Dancing Lift
Scott Moir and Tessa Virture are a three-time Olympic medal-winning ice dancing duo from Canada, and they’re currently battling it out against other ice dancers in their final Winter Olympics in...
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Open Post: Hosted By Johnny Weir Giving Us Gaga
While watching dramatic ice-skating swan and proud Little Monster Johnny Weir showing Lady Gaga how Lady Gaga is really done on Lip Sync Battle, it might occur to you that THIS is what he’s wanted to...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Pimple-Popping Pop It Pal
There is something so disgusting about this item, yet utterly fascinating and irresistible at the same time. This is something I might order and play with in secret like it’s pornography! It’s like a...
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Open Post: Hosted By Peter Rabbit, An Ass Crack, And A Carrot….
You know where this is going… We’re living in a time when the ~eDgieSt~ and most controversial movie out isn’t the movie that’s supposed to be about BDSM (although, it’s not hard to be edgier than...
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Open Post: Hosted By Zac Efron Looking The Hottest He’s Ever Looked
Above is Zac Efron looking like Zac Efron (aka a boring piece of pretty-faced cardboard that’s been injected with gallons of HGH). And below is Zac Efron looking like South Florida’s least popular...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Current Reigning Supreme Bitch Of Westminster!
My dog is almost 16 years old (that’s “Larry King” in dog years) and so he’s either reached the age where he can’t hold his piss anymore or he’s reached the age where he doesn’t give a shit enough to...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Fluffy Lump Of Lazy Who Don’t Give A Shit
In this clip from Tastefully Offensive, which stars Instagram model Ganmo the Persian cat from Japan, the role of me is being played by that lazy pussy and the role of life is being played by that cat...
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