Above is Zac Efron looking like Zac Efron (aka a boring piece of pretty-faced cardboard that’s been injected with gallons of HGH).
And below is Zac Efron looking like South Florida’s least popular George Michael impersonator whose main job was being an Insane Clown Posse roadie before he got fired for selling bootleg bath salts to the Juggalos. In other words: Zac Efron has never achieved this kind of Panty Creaming status before. If his Sun-In-damaged pompadour doesn’t make your fuck parts scream aoooga, then his zen garden beard (or lines of coke beard, depending how you look at it) and look-for-less Jared Leto outfit will. Zac looks like the kind of dude who regularly answers Tampa area Craigslist Casual Encounters ads from old men looking to suck straight dick in exchange for a 4-count of Monster Energy Drink.
.@ZacEfron in Harmony Korine's stoner comedy The Beach Bum – I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS! pic.twitter.com/lSc4d2hxGD
— Angie (@nyefrongirls) February 10, 2018
And of course Zac looks like that for a Harmony Korine movie. That’s what it looks like when you get Korine’d (ask James Franco). IMDB says that The Beach Bum is about a stoner named Moondog (played by Matthew McConaughey) who lives by his own rules and goes on some kind of journey or whatever. It also stars Isla Fisher and Snoop Dogg. Zac plays some mess named Flicker, and I’m going to guess that Flicker is a Vanilla Ice cover rapper named Nilla Wafer Sludge. Get him the Oscar (or Razzie) now!
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