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Open Post: Hosted By A Pomeranian Who Truly Knows How To Travel
Screw driving. Screw taking the bus. Screw Uber. Screw Lyft. Screw the subway. Screw a helicopter. Screw riding a bike. Screw a Segway. Screw a boat. Screw roller skates. Screw walking. Screw being...
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Open Post: Hosted By Posh Spice And James Corden In A Mini “Mannequin” Remake
To answer the question in your head, that’s Victoria Beckham as the come-to-life mannequin and not as the frozen mannequin. I think. Don’t quote me on that. Posh was a guest on The Late Late Show with...
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Open Post: Hosted By Some Pavlov Pussy Shit
A couple of days ago, the Twitter account @b_ru_ru mesmerized the internet by tweeting a hypnotizing video of two fancy and polite pussies delicately ringing a bell to get a delicious treat onto the...
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Open Post: Hosted By Ariel Winter Serving Demure Elegance At The Premiere Of...
“Keep your eyes up, Papa, keep your eyes up, you don’t need to get a Smurf boner in your leggings at the premiere of a children’s movie.” – Papa Smurf to himself in that picture, obviously. The last...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Shit-Throwing Chimpanzee Who Got Grandma
I don’t think chimps, or any other animal, love it when humans stare and shout at ’em while they’re trapped in the zoo, but a chimp at the John Ball Zoo in Grand Rapids, MI really wasn’t loving it and...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Ham And Cheese Sculpture Of Vin Diesel
There’s a billion reasons for why it’s a shit time to be alive (see: any “serious” news site of your choice for many examples of that), but there’s a big reason for why it’s a glorious time to be...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Most Adorable Jacuzzi Ever
I shouldn’t say “most” adorable. This isn’t as adorable as when you’re taking a romantic bath with your lovah and they create an instant and natural Jacuzzi by farting out water bubbles. Your lovah...
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Open Post: Hosted By Scenes From The “Dirty Dancing” Remake That Nobody Wanted
No, that isn’t a picture of your uncoordinated cousin recreating the Dirty Dancing lift for her engagement announcement on Facebook. That’s a picture from a professional production of Dirty Dancing,...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Squirrel Eating A Taco In A Tree
It’s Friday and the world is falling apart even more, so let’s use whatever energy we have left to pay homage to this squirrel eating a taco in a tree in Brooklyn. Twitter user @MariaBianchi tweeted...
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Open Post: Hosted By Tyson Beckford’s New Career As A Chippendale
Tyson Beckford has begun another stint with the Chippendales show at the Rio in Las Vegas. Is there a vacation condo payment due? Doesn’t he model and act? Wasn’t he in a Transformers movie? He’s a...
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Open Post: Hosted By Henry Cavill In Christopher Reeve’s Superman Suit
This one looks way better. You can work all the airbrushed UnderArmour you want, but nothing beats a good pair of comic book pantyhose. DC Extended Universe director, Zach Snyder, (he did Man of...
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Open Post: Hosted By Charlize Theron In Madonna Cosplay
J. Harvey already posted pictures of some of the dudes at the NYC premiere of The Fate of the Furious, but my only reason for wanting to see that shit was also there working an A+ Madonna...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Canadian Dreamboat Meeting An English Dreamboat
I should be mad at Justin Trudeau’s son Xavier Trudeau for messing up this picture by getting in the middle, but I’m not and I can’t be, because it looks like he too is mesmerized by the majestic...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Leathah Twins
Louis Vuitton threw a party at the Louvre in Paris last night to celebrate their collaboration with Jeff Koons. Jeff Koons designed a line of tacky and hideous bags for them and you can see some of...
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Open Post: Hosted By Pure Golden Sophistication
While reading Go Fug Yourself earlier today, my heart went still and my breath was taken when a sparkly ray of gentility fucked my eyeballs raw. If you’re an aficionado of elegance, then you already...
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Open Post: Hosted By New Daddy B. Coop In Sweatpants
This Open Post is going up much earlier than usual, because for some strange weird bizarre reason gossip is slower than a stoned slug’s jizz shot. I know, it’s crazy that there’s not much happening on...
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Open Post: Hosted By Ariel Winter’s Coachella Outfit And Radiohead’s...
No wonder why Day 1 of Coachella headliners, Radiohead, kept abruptly leaving the stage. I’m sure it had nothing to do with sound glitches, as TMZ reported. It was probably because they clocked Ariel...
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Happy Easter From Phoebe Price’s Nalgas!
Because we here at Dlisted take the 2000-ish anniversary of the reboot of Jesus very seriously, we’re taking the day off to go to Catholic mass (read: find a liquor store that’s open because my stupid...
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Open Post: Hosted By Aaron Carter Bringing Coachella To Nevada
From what I’ve seen, my favorite looks from the Gathering of the Try-Hard Assholes (aka Coachella) have been Papa Joe’s extremely hot “lesbian dance teacher” ~lewk~, RiRi’s bedazzled Invisible Hipster...
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Open Post: Hosted By Yersel Cumdog
I see you moving your mouse arrow to the X on your browser after reading that headline. Because you know it’s time to quit the internet after reading “Cumdog.” Take me with you. Cumdog doesn’t only...
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