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Open Post: Hosted By “Rob Lowe’s” Dick Stamp
Kate Beckinsale shared a little story on Instagram yesterday about how when she was 13 years old, she had a crush on Rob Lowe and proposed marriage to him in a fan letter. The year was around 1986,...
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Open Post: Hosted By Balenciaga’s $2,145 Ikea Bag
Since we’re on the subject of ridiculously overpriced shit for the rich… Balenciaga has finally made a bag for the richies who want that fresh “just coming from Ikea” look, but don’t want to taint...
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Open Post: Hosted By B. Coop And His Hot Double
Believe it or not, but Warner Bros. hasn’t realized that they made a bad, bad decision and pulled the plug on the 876th remake of A Star Is Born. A Dirt Star Is Born is still filming, and after...
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Open Post: Hosted By The New “Futuristic Evil” McDonalds Uniforms
If the Death Star had a food court and that food court had a McDonalds, well – feast your eyes on what the uniforms would have looked like. Grand Moff Tarkin on the fryolator! This is what you see...
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Open Posted: Hosted By Two Rats Compromising
Or, if you want to keep it literal, it’s “two subway rats splitting a bagel.” Michael K sent me this link and joked that it’s probably going to be a Pixar movie someday. I don’t find anything about...
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Open Post: Hosted By Kenny G Serenading Passengers On A Plane
While United is ordering airport police to drag paying customers out of their seats and American Airlines is making moms hysterically bawl, Delta is filling the ears of their passengers with the soft...
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Open Post: Hosted By These Ridiculous $425 Fake Mud-Smeared Jeans
Have you been thinking about creating a pair of holey jeans with a fake piss stain on the crotch (à la Fergie) and charging $2,300 a pair for them? Well, start tearing some denim and get the trademark...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Trusting Pussy
If you’ve been to camp, or were in a club, or have gone to a retreat for your job, then you have most likely been forced to do a trust fall. Or as many call it the “don’t play and drop me or I’ll knee...
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Open Post: Hosted By Ellie Goulding Wearing I Don’t Even Know (And I Don’t...
Celebitchy had a post today about how the owner of an ever-changing face, Ellie Goulding, sometimes doesn’t shower after she sweats her pores off while working out. I don’t work out, but I’ve been...
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Open Post: Hosted By JLo Out-JLo-ing Herself
You really have to hand it to Jennifer Lopez, and no, by “it,” I’m not talking about a robe so her ass can cover up. I’m talking about the uncomfortable and dangerous lengths she goes to while trying...
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Open Post: Hosted By Pickle Juice Soda
A chain of stores, called Grandpa Joe’s Candy Shop, has introduced Pickle Juice Soda because, why not, we needed more disgusting beverages in the world and Clamato Juice already exists. Mashable...
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Open Post: Hosted By Channing Tatum Giving Other Celebrities Stripper Names
Channing Tatum recently opened the official Magic Mike male stripper show in Las Vegas, and he’s been doing the press rounds for it. E! News showed him a bunch of pics of other male celebrities and...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Most Gorgeous Goddesses In The Universe And Beyond!
The Met Gala is going down tonight, so right now, many “glam squads” are slathering celebrities in multi-million dollar jewels, couture gowns worth hundreds of thousands of dollars, makeup made from...
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Open Post: Hosted By Celine Dion’s Shoe Phone
There’s apparently been 69 (wink wink) Met Galas, but to me, last night was the 1st annual Met Gala, because it was the first one where Celine Dion graciously made an appearance. Every Met Gala before...
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Open Post: Hosted By Tommy Cruise And Vanessa Kirby Touching Noses While...
Mission: Impossible 6 doesn’t come out until July 2018 and I haven’t seen one second of Vanessa Kirby’s acting in it, but I’m already pushing for her to win an Oscar in 2019. I mean, in the kissing...
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Open Post: Hosted By Ariel Winter Putting Her “Modern Family” Cast Mates To...
“More like she’s bringing shame upon her Modern Family cast mates.” – every hater of demure elegance and AVN Awards chic. Ariel Winter recently said that if she wants to display her bare ass cheeks on...
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Open Post: Hosted By Dame Anna Wintour
I see the truth now… That emergency meeting at Buckingham Palace that THE QUEEN called at the last minute wasn’t about Prince Philip retiring his ribbon-cutting hand. That was just a cover-up. THE...
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Open Post: Hosted By Diane Keaton Kissing Everyone On “Graham Norton”
Diane Keaton, 71, is at that old lady-pleasant sort of “Fucks? What are those?” stage of life. She’ll wear three Johnny Depp’s-worth of accessories with an outfit and she’s loving it. Then again,...
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Open Post: Hosted By An Elderly Adele
Adele commemorated her 29th birthday on May 5th by posting pics of what she’d look like as an old lady on her Instagram, yesterday. Nearly 30! Thanks for the well wishes. See you soon x What I want to...
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Open Post: Hosted By Colin Farrell Talking About How He Accidentally Gave...
If you’ve seen Colin Farrell’s sex tape, then you know that back in the day, he had a luscious crotch shrub that looked like a glorious black angora bunny with a serious Ogilvie home perm. Just...
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