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Open Post: Hosted By Hugh Jackman Groaning And Grunting
And here’s reason #599,999,009 for why acting is really damn weird. Thousands are either pregnant or down a pair of chonies, or both, thanks to a video (via OMG Blog) that popped up on the internet of...
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Open Post: Hosted By Dan And Darlene Conner Reuniting On “The Talk”
Roseanne was the show that, when I was growing up, made me think “wow, there are other families like my family out there.” As opposed to the other sitcoms with the ridiculously nice houses and overly...
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Open Post: Hosted By Chris Hemsworth Working Out Sans Shirt
Yesterday, I posted about Charlie Hunnam and his “considerably high-ranking on the heat index” hotness. Well, apparently I am easily horned up (“no shit, huh?” – Dlisted readers). Thor (aka Chris...
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Open Post: Hosted By Sir Pat And His Foster Dog Ginger
Bald international treasure, Sir Patrick Stewart, and his wife Sunny Ozell became foster parents to a pit bull named Ginger last week. Since then, Sir Pat has been posting videos and pictures on...
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Open Post: Hosted By Prince William Serving Up Some Sweet 90s Dad Moves In Da...
This video is so blurry that it could actually be my 7th grade history teacher or Kevin Spacey without his wig on, but TMZ says that it’s Prince William who turned the party up to level “OFF THE...
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Open Post: Hosted By Demure Elegance Personified
A wave of screams is covering Los Angeles today, and it’s definitely from every A-list actress yelling at her stylist for not presenting them with this chic and exquisite ensemble as an Oscar dress...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Snow Miser’s Giant Wet Sneeze
As you probably figured out from East Coast friends tweeting and Facebooking about how they were about to become Jake Gyllenhaal in The Day After Tomorrow, a winter storm called Stella queefed out a...
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Open Post: Hosted By Duchess Kate And Prince William On St. Paddy’s Day
Yesterday, Vanity Fair spit out a story from royal sources about how Duchess Kate is very displeased with the future King of England, her husband Prince William, for causing clits to throb and...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Human Suction Cup
Meet Jamie Keeton, aka “The Human Suction Cup.” The 47-year-old Chicagoan has a rare skin condition that makes objects stick to him. Those objects would include “bottles, cans, phones” and “pads of...
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Open Post: Hosted By Gracie, The Kitty That Saved Her Family’s Life
The battery is probably dead in your carbon monoxide detector. This will probably end up killing you someday, but you may have a chance to live, if you’re a cat owner. Annette and Kevin Shanahan of...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Giant Cock
You may have already figured it out from that screen shot, but sadly, this Open Post isn’t hosted by the Hammaconda. You can pull up your chonies and put away that Costco-sized bottle of lube now....
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Open Post: Hosted By Justin Bieber’s Flying Eagle Tummy Tattoo
While working an armpit merkin (there’s no way he can grow hair there) and throwing a come hither look (Usher just saved that picture so fast), Justin Bieber gave his millions of Instagram followers a...
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Open Post: Hosted By Zac Efron Giving You Muscle Queen Drag
The newest trailer for Baywatch is out, and it’s more bro-tastic than two muscle dudes in dropped armhole tank tops chest-bumping after a workout in a gym blasting a remix of an LMFAO song by DJ Pauly...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Dog Who Could’ve Won It All
One of last year’s Hot Slut of the Months was Ludivine, a dog who came in seventh place in a half-marathon without trying. Ludivine’s legacy has sort-of lived on thanks to an attention whore dog who...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Dude Enjoying A Pancake Breakfast In The Middle Of The...
There’s probably one question forming in your head and let me save you some brain power by saying, yes, yes, this happened in Florida. If this happened anywhere else, a strong wind would’ve carried...
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Open Post: Hosted By Matt McGorry’s Twerking
Celebrities twerking can be as tired a pop culture phenomenon as it wants to be. Because when the hot dudebro from How To Get Away With Murder is popping that boi-pussy (I’m so sorry for typing that)...
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Open Post: Hosted By This Irish College Student’s Insane Campaign Video
I’d vote for her in a hot second! Mashable would like you to meet University of Limerick, Ireland student, Aoife O’Brie. She’s running for the VP Academic Officer in her students’ union, and wanted to...
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Open Post: Hosted By Ben Affleck And Jennifer Garner Serving Up “One Big...
It’s been almost two weeks since Ben Affleck publicly thanked his “co-parent” Jennifer Garner for supporting him as he spent time in rehab for booze addiction. And about a week before that, there was...
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Open Post: Hosted By “The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air” Reunion
So far today I’ve written about Full House and Trading Spaces, so I may as well continue with the “shows of yore” theme by posting about The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Hopefully I can continue the theme...
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Open Post: Hosted By Glorious Bronze Bust Of Crispy Ronaldo
Get out of the pre-motorboating position, I wasn’t talking about that kind of glorious bronze bust. If Eric Trump got a Hitler youth haircut, had his face lipo’d by a de-licensed back alley plastic...
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