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Open Post: Hosted By Sarah Polley Getting April Fool’d By Her 11-Year-Old...
Saturday was April Fool’s Day, aka Prankster’s Christmas. Recent Oscar winner Sarah Polley has three kids, so she was always going to fall victim to some kind of prank; saran wrap in the doorway,...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Couple Who Got Their Freak On At Taylor Swift’s...
Taylor Swift kicked off her world tour a couple of weeks ago, and I’m going to assume it’s going well. I mean, it’s Taylor Swift. You’ll get “I Hate Him SO Much!” anthems and lullabies that will lull...
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Open Post: Hosted By Christina Aguilera Promoting Swallowing
Christina Aguilera went on the podcast Call Her Daddy, and she talked about sex, baby. Page Six reports that Xtina outed herself as a proud swallower. She says that swallowing is great because semen...
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Open Post: Hosted By A New Picture Of Lady Gaga’s Harley Quinn In “Joker:...
Get ready, people! Lady Gaga is an Oscar winner (for Best Song for co-writing Shallow), but she’s been trying to get her hands around a Best Actress Oscar. Gaga’s latest role is playing a singing and...
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Open Post: Hosted By Two Long-Distance Dog Best Friends Adorably FaceTiming
First, there was Chew supporting Gue through her acupuncture sessions; then there was Maggie and her trusty garden statue; now, Rollo and Sadie have entered the loyal dog-friend chat! The two are best...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Potato Industry Telling People To Paint Easter Potatoes
One of the greatest joys on Easter weekend is gathering the kids, painting a bunch of eggs neon pink and green, and then hiding them in the backyard. Sometimes there’s a rabbit and chocolate involved....
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Open Post: Hosted By Martha Stewart Drinking A Margarita Out Of A Measuring...
Martha Stewart recently vowed to give us more of her often-imitated, never duplicated thirst traps, and Martha Stewart must have also promised Martha Stewart that when thirst calls, she’s going to...
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Open Post: Hosted By Halle Berry Hitting Back At A Troll Who Says She’s Too...
Over the weekend, Halle Berry posted a photo on Instagram and Twitter showing herself drinking wine on a balcony in the nude. The dream! 56-year-old Halle captioned it, “I do what I wanna do [kiss...
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Open Post: Hosted By Karl Lagerfeld’s Cat, Choupette, Posing In Vogue With...
If you’ve recently caught whiffs of singed weave and burnt silicone and heard a thunderous, demonic voice groaning in anguish, it’s because Kris Jenner–whose kash kows probably weren’t included on the...
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Open Post: Hosted By Demi Moore Submitting Her Chihuahua, Pilaf, For The...
Earlier this week, a two-year-old chihuahua named Pearl was officially crowned the world’s shortest dog by Guinness World Records. Most of the world went, “Awwww!” But not Demi Moore. She took one...
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Open Post: Hosted By Bayley, The Mini Sheepadoodle Who Looks Like Snoopy
The last time we saw a living being attempt to emulate the mononymous cartoon Beagle icon, Snoopy, it was a defeated-looking Hoda Kotb on the Today show as part of the hosts’ coordinating Peanuts...
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Open Post: Hosted By Omaha Steak’s Offer Of Lifetime Burgers If You Get A Get...
Sometimes I think marketing people have it the worst. You have to try to get people to buy subpar merchandise, all while convincing your bosses that you can keep their million-dollar expectations...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Winner Of $10 Lottery Taking A Picture With His Big...
Part of the thrill of buying a lotto ticket is dreaming up all the scenarios of what you would do if you won. Some people think practically and imagine paying off their loans and investing in a small...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Spirit Airlines Flight Attendant Reminding...
For the past few years, Spirit Airlines has become the bottom-of-the-barrel option for those traveling on a tight budget. And with prices lower than the total of a Target run (sometimes round-trip),...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Guy Dressed As Gandalf Running Into Ian McKellen...
Last Thursday, University of Bristol music student Ben Coyles turned 22, and, to celebrate, he and his friends embarked on a Lord of the Rings-themed pub crawl. People went as elves, Ents, Orcs, and...
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Open Post: Hosted By Martha Stewart’s Basket House
Candy Spelling and that broke-ass “wrapping room” of hers in the former Spelling Manor have nothing on Martha Stewart’s standalone house just for her basket collection! Even though Martha couldn’t get...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Trailer For The “White Men Can’t Jump” Remake
Hollywood loves to fuck up classic films because they enjoy stomping over nostalgia like roaches in a run-down building. And its latest victim, 1992’s White Men Can’t Jump, has gotten a shiny update...
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Open Post: Hosted By Elizabeth Olsen Saying Doing Her Own Stunts Is “A Waste...
Last night, Elizabeth Olsen went on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert to promote her new show, Love & Death, the second limited series about axe murderer Candy Montgomery in under a year (Hulu’s...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Cat’s WTF Reaction Over A Vet’s Technique
For those of us with pets, going to the vet can be a traumatic event for everyone involved. For the pet, they don’t know why they’ve been transported to the cold, sterile medical office at the strip...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Hockey Fan Who Ate Mayo-Dipped Licorice
We all have our food-based guilty pleasures. I, for one, enjoy candy corn. It tastes like congealed sugar, but that’s part of its disgusting charm. Other people pop green olives like they’re M&Ms....
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