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Open Post: Hosted By Gwyneth Paltrow Saying That Rectal Ozone Therapy Is The...
Since starting Goop in 2008, Gwyneth Paltrow aimed to share ways to “nourish the inner aspect” through unconventional and expensive wellness fads and lifestyle items with other wildly pretentious...
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Open Post: Hosted By Ed Begley Jr. And His Daughter Taking Public...
If I had to catch public transportation in my formal suit to the Oscars, I think I would just stay home. Not Ed Begley Jr., though. He’s a beloved actor and a longtime member of The Academy. Another...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Little White Dog Who Had To Be Rescued After Going...
Yeah, this Open Post could be about Chase McColl, the Long Beach, CA marine safety officer who heroically paddled out to rescue a dog from the clutches of the Pacific; but it’s probably more about...
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Open Post: Hosted By Gen Z Celebrating St. Patrick’s Day By Making Green BORGs
It doesn’t matter what generation you belong to; when you’re young, dumb, and full of fun, you drink your little face off. Gen Z is no different, and lately, their go-to booze is BORGs, which stands...
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Open Post: Hosted By Gym Bros Eating Dog Food For Protein
Going to the gym is hard. You gotta find the right place that meets your needs, find the right time to go, figure out the right workout routine, and eat the right foods to support your healthy...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Dog Who Ate A Fitbit And Went For A “20-Minute Bike...
If you have a pet, you know what it’s like to lose something only to discover your furry friend destroyed/hid/ate it. Animals simply don’t grasp the concept of capitalism and how much you paid for...
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Open Post: Hosted By Jamie Lee Curtis Keeping Her Oscar Beside Her Prop Butt...
Where do Oscar winners keep their Oscars? Kate Winslet put hers in the bathroom, so guests can play pretend in the mirror without shame. I love that, except I hope people are washing their hands...
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Open Post: Hosted By Rick Ross’ Roaming Buffaloes Pissing Off His Neighbor
Though Rick Ross, a grunting, sleepy-eyed rapper with titties to match, has deemed himself the “Biggest Boss,” he’s somehow unable to manage the several buffaloes that live at his massive estate he...
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Open Post: Hosted By Pat Sajak “Wresting” A “Wheel Of Fortune” Contestant
Pat Sajak is definitely getting tired of hosting the sophisticated version of Hangman known as Wheel Of Fortune because these past few seasons have seen quite a few questionable moments. And normally,...
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Open Post: Hosted By Al Roker’s Reaction To Jameela Jamil’s Tale Of A Tragic...
Jameela Jamil put making out with her own dumper and heroically speaking out against Lea Michele conspiracy theories on the back burner to launch another podcast, straightforwardly called Bad Dates...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Death Of The $1 New York Pizza Slice
It’s the end of an era. The New York dollar slice is dead. Rest in peace, you dirt-cheap, greasy bastard. The New York Post reports that the last remaining $1 pizza joint, 2 Bros. Pizza, was forced to...
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Open Post: Hosted By Ralphie The Demon Dog’s Happy Ending
When we last checked in with Ralphie the “demon dog” of Niagara, he had bullied his adopted home so much that the boy got put into reform school. Don’t let the adorable face fool you. Ralphie is a...
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Open Post: Hosted By Dick Van Dyke Letting Us Know That He’s Ok After His...
After reading that Dick Van Dyke was in ANOTHER car accident, my first thought was, “He’s alive, thank GOD!” followed by, “Someone get this guy a chauffeur!” It’s unlikely that my latter wish will...
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Open Post: Hosted By Daniel Radcliffe And Erin Darke Announcing That They’re...
Maybe Daniel Radcliffe’s Equus peen party didn’t work to decrease the frequency with which he’s been referred to as “hey, Harry Potter!” rather than his given name over the years, but his peen DID...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Woman Who Used Grindr To Find Her Missing Cat
I doubt many people searching for sexy times on Grindr are thinking of using it as a means to locate lost animals. But much like Grindr’s unofficial catchphrase, sometimes desperate times call for...
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Open Post: Hosting By Lionel Ritchie Admitting He Can No Longer Go “All Night...
One of the most popular songs of the 1980s, Lionel Ritchie‘s ambitious song about partying into the wee hours of the morning All Night Long, officially turns the big 4-0 this year. And though the song...
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Open Post: Hosted By The New Breakfast Flavored Cup Noodles
Spring is a time of rebirth, so Big FoodBev has seemingly been putting in work to disgust and/or delight us with “innovative” new products. Finally, there’s a convenient new food worthy of washing...
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Open Post: Hosted By Kelly Clarkson Covering “abcdefu” And Changing The...
Kelly Clarkson endured a long, sloppy divorce from her weaselly squatter of an ex-husband, Brandon Blackstock. And since she had to pay him millions to finally Walk Away, she’s using A Moment Like...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Crazy “Phantom” Cat Shaver Of The UK
If you own a cat in England or Scotland, beware. There’s a phantom cat shaver on the loose! Some strange person with an apparent cat hair aversion is wandering the streets of the UK, giving felines a...
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Open Post: Hosted By Martha Stewart Promising To Give Us More Thirst Traps
Over her storied career, Martha Stewart has taught us many valuable lessons, such as how to host the perfect party for your WASPy friends, how to make an orange jumpsuit work all year round, and, most...
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