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Open Post: Hosted By “Golden Girls” Memorabilia From Betty White’s Estate...
Consider this official notice to get your affairs in order! People reports that the estate of the dearly departed Hollywood legend Betty White will be holding an auction in September and will be...
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Open Post: Zac Efron Getting Recognized By A Tribe In Papua New Guinea...
Zac Efron played basketball-playing heartthrob Troy Bolton in the first three of Disney’s High School Musical movies. I know this, despite not being a child when those movies were released, or having...
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Open Post: Hosted By Nicola Peltz Upgraded $2 Million Engagement Ring
Newly minted wifey Nicola Peltz has cast off whatever cheap ass Zale’s shit Brooklyn Beckham put on her finger when he proposed and upgraded her engagement ring with a $2 million oval diamond ring set...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Possessed Yoga Barbie
Move aside, gay Tinky Winky! We’ve got a new child’s toy for people to freak out over: Possessed Yoga Barbie. Our favorite doll has gotten a lot of heat over the years. Sometimes it’s for her...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Twitch Streamer Who Nearly Burned Down Her Kitchen...
Most of us have had those near misses in the kitchen. Maybe you’ve almost sliced yourself when cutting an avocado or managed to set your toast aflame when prepping breakfast. Thankfully, only a few...
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Open Post: Hosted By Doja Cat Hitting Her Vape Before Accepting A Billboard...
The Billboard Music Awards happened last night and Doja Cat ended up with four awards including Top R&B Artist and Top Female R&B Artist, which sounds remedial as hell but hey, it’s an award...
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Open Post: Hosted By Brandy Responding To Jack Harlow’s Revelation That She’s...
There are some universal truths in this world, like taxes being a thing that you have to pay, and that pizza is inherently delicious, or maybe one of the most inescapable, that Brandy and Ray J are...
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Open Post: Hosted By Cardi B Demonstrating How She Changes Diapers With Her...
Cardi B’s nails are very, very long. At their longest, they measure about 2 inches, the same length as a bald eagle’s talons. Now, as someone who bites their nails short, I often lay awake at night...
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Open Post: Hosted By “Riverdale” Ending After 7 Seasons
Today The CW announced that Riverdale will end with its seventh season, which will air in early 2023. That explains that sudden breeze I just felt; it’s Lili Reinhart’s agent and manager breathing a...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Couple Living On Cruise Ships Because It’s Cheaper...
As inflation continues to give us a slow, deep stroke with no Vaseline I sometimes wonder how are we all surviving these days. Especially when it comes to the housing market, which is trash by the...
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Open Post: Hosted By Pepsi-Flavored Pepperoni
The pizza wars have always been hotter than a slice cooked at 500˚F. Pizza Hut, Dominos, Papa John’s, Little Caesar’s, and your local pizza joint are always coming up with new ideas for snatching the...
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Open Post: Hosted By Ugly Sonic In The “Chip ‘N Dale: Rescue Rangers” Movie
We all thought Ugly Sonic The Hedgehog was a fever dream thought up by some weird internet people (seriously, Sonic has a deranged, thirsty fandom online. Don’t look it up). But alas, it was real!...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Angry McDonald’s Customer Who Blocked A Drive-Thru...
There are very few other joys in life than the moment you open up a fresh sausage and egg McMuffin from McDonald’s. Of course, the joy only lasts for a moment since minutes after ingesting such...
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Open Post: Hosted By James Corden Doing “Top Gun” Flight Stunts With Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise is a man of many talents: he acts, he does his own stunts, he manifest his own zits, he can go a decade without seeing his daughter, and he flies planes. Like, those fast Top Gun planes....
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Open Post: Hosted By THE QUEEN’s New Queenmobile
Move over THE POPE, there’s a new international superstar with her own set of wheels mounted under a dome from which to wave! And unlike old Frankie Twelve Chains, THE QUEEN doesn’t need any...
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Open Post: Hosted By Kate Bosworth And Justin Long Going Instagram Official
Well, that didn’t take long. Nothing? Let me try again. Well, that didn’t take long. You know, as in it didn’t take Kate Bosworth very LONG to go from being married to director Michael Polish for 8...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Most Responsible Kitten In The World
Meet Binx. Binx is a 6-week-old black kitten with stunning blue eyes. The only cute-baby-duties this little guy should be concerned with is ESP (eat, sleep, play). But because he was born on the mean...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Man Who Paid Over $15,000 For A Realistic Dog...
If a realistic cat backpack isn’t for you, may I interest you in a realistic dog costume? All it takes to become a four-legged hairy beast is $15K and a dream! A Japanese gentleman named Toko made his...
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Open Post: Hosted By “The Conjuring” House That Sold For $1.5 Million
The dilapidated, condemned bungalow down the road, the 1-bed, half-bath new build in the gentrified part of town, and The Conjuring house. What do these three properties have in common? They’re all...
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Open Post: Hosted By Jamie Lee Curtis Officiating Her Daughter’s Cosplay Wedding
On Saturday Jamie Lee Curtis took some time off from shit-talking Doctor Strange and all other movies that aren’t Everything Everywhere All At Once to officiate her daughter’s backyard cosplay...
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