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Open Post: Hosted By Leslie Jordan Celebrating 4/20
Today is April 20, AKA 4/20, AKA smoke ’em if you got ’em! Last night Leslie Jordan took to Instagram to share his views on “International Pot Day.” 66-year-old Leslie claims he doesn’t actually...
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Open Post: Hosted By One Taco Bell Fan’s Vow To Exercise Daily Until They...
I’m gonna be honest. I’ve never had Taco Bell. Not once. I think they briefly opened a location in my hometown 20-ish years ago, but it was ultimately doomed (they stupidly set up shop in between a...
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Open Post: Hosted By Stephen King’s Horrifying Microwaved Salmon Recipe
Unlike his fish, Stephen King is getting roasted on Twitter for his dinner suggestion that you take “a nice salmon filet,” wrap in it a damp paper towel and microwave it for 3 minutes. Look, Stephen...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Woman Who Fell Into An Outhouse While Trying To Get...
The Kitsap Sun says that on Tuesday, a woman visiting Mt. Walker in Washington’s Olympic National Forest decided to play with stanky fire several times. The first time was when she decided to use an...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Explanation Of What A Mall Is From Netflix’s...
Do you remember a time when boy bands ruled the earth, teenage boys obsessively frosted their tips, and Abercrombie & Fitch dominated the fashion landscape? Then you might remember malls! And if...
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Open Post: Hosted By Egg The Kitty’s Reaction To A Harness
There once was a small kitten named Egg. Egg’s humans, Samantha Hogue and her boyfriend Denny Park, lived in Bellevue, Washington. The city’s name is derived from the French term “belle vue”...
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Open Post: Hosted By Paris Hilton’s Bodyguard Chasing Her Around Coachella
Coachella 2022 is officially over. A total bummer for influencers, wannabes, 24-hour party people, and Vanessa Hudgens. Oh, and *the* OG “famous for being famous” pioneer. No, not Zsa Zsa Gabor, she’s...
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Open Post: Hosted By The First Look At Margot Robbie As Barbie
Prior to Nicki Minaj throwing on a blonde wig and parading around half-naked for a few dollars the world had Barbie, Mattel’s OG bad bitch who has been sitting atop mountains of cash since the 1950s....
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Open Post: Hosted By Tom Ford Dragging People Who Turned The Met Gala Into A...
The Met Gala returned last September after a two-hear hiatus caused by COVID-19. But this year’s Met Gala is returning to its traditional date of the first Monday in May, so it’s a big triumphant...
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Open Post: Hosted By Liza Minnelli Singing And Smoking While On Her Way To...
The 2022 Oscars aired just over a month ago (bitch, it feels like 134 years), and, while so-and-so and the other guy may have dominated the headlines, we mustn’t forget the return of Liza Minnelli,...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Eerily Real-Looking Cat Backpack
Happy Caturday! Have you always wanted to have a cat hang off your back but not have all the baggage that comes with it (e.g., scratching your face off, feline yowls of anger)? Have I got news for...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Bag Of 63-Year-Old McDonald’s Fries
We all have gross food stuffs we should probably throw away that we keep a little past the expiration date. A quick whiff will tell you if you can still chug that milk down or eat those Pei Wei...
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Open Post: Hosted By Katy Perry Falling Out Of Her Chair While Dressed Like...
Honestly, the last winner of American Idol that I remember was all of us when they originally canceled this mess back in 2016. But American Idol came back in 2018 with a new judging line-up including...
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Open Post: Hosted By Rihanna At The Met Gala In The Form Of A (Virtual) Statue
Rihanna is in the third trimester of her pregnancy, and you know what they say about the third trimester: no long plane rides, don’t get anywhere near cat litter, and NO going to the Met Gala. So,...
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Open Post: Hosted By My Worst Nightmare — Tom Cruise “Poking Fun” At James...
I’ve got a friend who hates Tom Cruise with the power of a thousand suns. Always has. The easiest way to troll her is to show her a picture of Tom, preferably one that highlights his, let’s call it...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Virgin Flight That Turned Around Because The Pilot...
The Guardian reports that on Monday, a New York-bound Virgin Atlantic flight turned back to London just 40 minutes into its journey. According to the airline, the pilots became aware of a “rostering...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Creepy Dolls Washing Up On Shore In Texas
If you’re a person who gets nervous around the water and has a fear of dolls, may I suggest you NEVER go to this Texas beach. Researchers whose job it is to comb a 40-mile stretch of beach in the...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Man Who Grew A Penis On His Arm And Wants To Date...
What lengths would YOU go to date Kate Beckinsale? 8,9 inches? Yes, we’re not above a penis joke here! This is the story of a man who lost his member, grew it back on his arm thanks to incredible...
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Open Post: Hosted By “Jeopardy!” Champion Mattea Roach Losing By Just $1
The last year of Jeopardy! has been a wild ride. Last July Matt Amodio kicked things off with a 38-game winning streak. In November, amazing Amy Schneider began her historic run; she won 40...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Baby Born At A Metallica Concert
On Saturday night Metallica played a show in Curitiba, Brazil. This concert was originally scheduled for April 2020, but it kept getting COVID-postponed. Tattoo artist Joice Figueiró and her husband...
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