Today is April 20, AKA 4/20, AKA smoke ’em if you got ’em! Last night Leslie Jordan took to Instagram to share his views on “International Pot Day.” 66-year-old Leslie claims he doesn’t actually smoke pot, because it makes him socially awkward: “I don’t even know what to do with my arms or my hands.” But our beloved Hot Slut of 2020 still took the time to bless us with the tale of his first time smoking weed.
Leslie says that back when he was a fourteen-year-old kid in Chattanooga, Tennessee, he and his friend Nina (pronounced “NIGH-NA”) would hang out with the older, “fast” kids. The older boys would drive around and smoke pot, so Leslie and Nina got stoned with them. Leslie says he got the munchies, so he went into the grocery store and bought “4 packs of Ding Dogs and some chocolate milk.” Unfortunately, all this food made Leslie and Nina sick. Leslie had to hold his friend’s hair back as she puked in her front yard, while her mom hollered, “Nina, what’re y’all doin’ out there?”
In the comments, Sharon Stone added her two cents: “I quit the weed now that it’s legal it’s not natural and it’s full of all kinds of garbage Stay healthy.” Makes sense. Sharon’s too much of a rebel to keep smoking “the weed” now that she’s allowed. In fact, I’d say legalizing weed has made all the former stoner badasses feel like law-abiding losers. What’s the point, anymore? 4/20 is OVAH!
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