Open Post: Hosted By The Trailer For “The Staircase” Starring Toni Colette...
Last year, Mare of Easttown made Kate Winslet the undisputed dahhhling of the HBO Max season (though White Lotus’ Jennifer Coolidge was a close 2nd) but since it takes HBO a million years (or...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Ashley Tisdale Making Her Husband Buy 400 Books For Her...
Last year Ashley Tisdale moved into a new house when she was seven months pregnant with daughter Jupiter, who just turned 1. Apparently, Ashley is super into interior design, and she dove headfirst...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Thousands Of Overdue Books Being Returned After The New...
Irresponsible book lovers of New York, rejoice! Last fall the New York Public Library announced that they would no longer enforce late fees. And, luckily, this updated policy is retroactive. So if you...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By The High Schooler Who Took His Great-Grandma To Prom
As a wise man once said, “Prom night is the bomb night.” It’s a heady evening filled with stunning dresses, dancing, and a sloppy make-out session or two. The last part doesn’t apply to high-schooler...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By The Lawsuit Accusing Burger King Of Lying About The Size...
If you’ve ever held a Burger King Whopper and thought, “This thing is nearly not big enough for my insatiable appetite,” then this is the lawsuit for you! Burger King is being sued for allegedly lying...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Madonna’s Latest Creepy TikTok
Oh cool, a new sleep paralysis demon just dropped! You can check it out on Madonna’s TikTok page. The entity has waxy, almost human-like skin, half-closed eyes, bulbous lips, and the ability to suck...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Paula Patton’s Struggle Fried Chicken
I guess we can safely assume that Robin Thicke didn’t write a whole ass album to try to win his ex-wife Paula Patton back because he missed her cooking. In a recent video she shared on Instagram,...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Oscar Isaac Giving Us Permission To Call Him “Daddy”
Usually, I’m not attracted to actors who are traditionally thought of as “sex symbols.” Brad Pitt? Meh. Ryan Gosling? Whatever. Chris Hemsworth, Evans, Pratt, and Pine? I’m good, thanks! But Oscar...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Brooklyn Beckham And Nicola Peltz’s Pre-Wedding Match Game
Hot off the heels of their Valentine’s Day cooking video for Vogue, Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz have proven once again that love is not only blind, it has no taste at all. Seriously, I’m afraid...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Lindsay Lohan Reflecting On Her Past Looks
Lindsay Lohan did a video for Vogue where she “breaks down” eighteen of her looks from 1998 to present day. Lilo starts with the red carpet premiere of The Parent Trap and finishes with a promotional...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By The Man Who Got Dragged For Insulting His Tinder Match
Dating has always been a bit of a nightmare. And with Tinder Swindlers riddling the world of dating apps, it’s never been more difficult! But in addition to men who claim that their enemies are after...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By The Cat Who Won’t Stop Sneaking Into The Fridge
As a person who spends time next to cats, I am aware that they are truly weird. They’re well known for squeezing into things like drawers or boxes. Yet some cats are too good for the humble...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Julian Lennon Singing “Imagine” For The People Of Ukraine
I had hoped that after Gal Gadot & Friends’ bowel-stirring rendition of Imagine failed to bring an end to the coronavirus pandemic, the song would once and for all be taken out back to the...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Dolly Parton Taking Us Through Her Morning Routine
Dolly Parton recently did an interview with Insider and shared details about her early morning routine, which usually begins at the ungodly hour of 3 o’clock. AM. In the morning! Yep, 76-year-old...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Gwyneth Paltrow Getting A Taste Of Her Own Medicine...
Goop is gagged! Gagged by her own shit too. Over on Gwyneth Paltrow’s Instagram page, there was an attempt to hawk Goop’s new G.Tox 7-Day Reset Kit, the primary component of which, when prepared by...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Drew Barrymore Revealing That Darth Vader Was Her First...
When the topic of first crushes comes up, there is no middle ground. You either have an aggressively basic revelation, like that you spent most of the 4th grade planning your wedding to Jonathan...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By The Florida Man Who Has Seen “Spider-Man: No Way Home”...
Ramiro Alanis, a Marvel-obsessed super fan from Florida, has set the record for “most cinema productions attended of the same film” after seeing Spider-Man: No Way Home 292 times between December 16...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By The Most Popular Easter Candy Debate
Easter is a time when rabbits, eggs, and the blood of Christ come together for a very confusing holiday. But what people love most about this day is the candy. Move over Michael Myers, the Easter...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By The Return Of Taco Bell’s Mexican Pizza
The opportunities for catching something at Coachella are varied and plenty. And even if you weren’t there in person, you still might have caught the news that Taco Bell is finally bringing back my...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By A Raccoon Who Got Evicted From His Trash Can By The Cops
Picture it. You’re a wee raccoon residing in Auburn Hills, Michigan. Where’s the best place to settle down so you can receive a constant stream of delicious garbage? Answer: a trash can. The Oscar the...
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