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Open Post: Hosted By Guy Fieri Agreeing To Officiate Kristen Stewart’s Wedding
Kristen Stewart recently announced that she’s engaged to her girlfriend of two years, Dylan Meyer, who proposed to Kristen just before putting a vampire baby in her womb which ate her from the inside...
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Open Post: Hosted By The $16 An Hour Chef Job At Salt Bae’s Fancy London...
Remember Salt Bae? He’s back again!…and again…and again. We need to let memes die, people. It’s not good for us. Anyway, Salt Bae is back in the news and not just for his $2,000 steaks but also for...
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Open Post: Hosted By Frodo The Cat’s Private Elevator
If you have a cat, you know they’re lazy little monsters that will eat you out of house and home if they could! But every once in a while they do a cute thing with their paw or something and you drop...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Truck Eating Overpass Of Durham, North Carolina
The infamous Norfolk Southern-Gregson Street Overpass in Durham, North Carolina, aka “The 11-foot-8 Bridge,” “The Gregson Street Guillotine”, and/or “The Can Opener”. This overpass was built in the...
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Open Post: Hosted By Demi Lovato’s Vibrator
Demi Lovato is trying to come for Gwyneth Paltrow‘s gig by releasing a vibrator and entering into the coochie-pleasure market. Demi better watch the fuck out because Goopy will not go gently into that...
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Open Post: Hosted By Dakota Johnson Pitching Butt Plugs For Stocking Stuffers
Dakota Johnson has an idea for a stocking stuffer and it involves stuffing your ass. Dakota recently joined sexual wellness brand, Maude, as a co-creative director and investor last year, and this...
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Open Post: Hosted By Andy Cohen Asking Nick Cannon Who His “Favorite Baby...
Andy Cohen has proven that he can stir shit even when he’s not on his show. Andy was a guest on Nick Cannon’s talk show, Nick Cannon, and they decided to borrow a game, Plead The Fifth, from Andy’s...
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Open Post: Hosted By Lil Nas X And His Ex On “Maury”
Lil Nas X is going on Maury to confront his ex-boyfriend Yai Ariza and Yai’s so-called wife. Nas and his backup dancer Yai allegedly dated over the summer and last we heard 22-year-old Nas was single....
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Open Post: Hosted By The First Look At Lindsay Lohan’s Netflix Christmas Movie
It’s that time of year where the weather is getting chillier, Mariah Carey is raking in the cash, and we’re starting to drown in the deluge of made-for-TV holiday movies. And who better to make our...
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Open Post: Hosted By Lea Michele Once Again Saying That She’s Happy That...
After news broke that Funny Girl will make its return to Broadway and Beanie Feldstein will play the titular girl, the internet made sure to blow up perpetual theater kid Lea Michele’s phone with...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Rock Band Brass Against Apologizing For Their...
One rock singer took the “Go piss girl,” meme WAY too far. The band, Brass Against–who is a cover band that uses brass instruments–had to apologize after their lead singer, Sophia Urista, popped a...
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Open Post: Hosted By Hilary Duff Recreating Her With Love” Dance, Which Has...
Gen Z really seems obsessed with the recent past as they’ve brought back basically every fashion item from the 90s–even the ugly ones–and they’ve also been digging through the early 2000s for more...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Season Two Trailer For “Emily In Paris”
The Emily In Paris season two trailer is out, so everyone expecting to win an Emmy can just pack their things this year. And once again this trailer has me begging the question: “What the fuck is this...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Thanksgiving Pizza
Macy’s Place Pizzeria in Buffalo, New York is known for its wacky, holiday-themed pizza stunts. For Halloween, they produced a sweet pizza covered in candy corn, chocolate, and gummy worms. For Cinco...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Man Who Allegedly Got Kicked Out Of A Buffet For...
In arguably one of the most relatable stories ever reported, a man was recently BANNED from an all-you-can-eat buffet for eating too much of their food! Who among us hasn’t taken advantage of the...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Gross TikTok Video Showing How A McRib Is Made
If you’re not a McDonald’s person, then sit back and let me tell you the tale of the infamous McRib. The McRib is (allegedly) a BBQ pork sandwich that was conjured up by the evil clowns at McDonald’s...
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Open Post: Hosted By Emma Thompson Dancing To Adele
If I told you there was a famous Brit who was doing the absolute most at Adele’s concert An Audience With Adele, which took place in London over the weekend, would you believe it wasn’t James Corden?...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Pizza Hut Christmas Tree Topper
Like it or not, the Christmas season is here. This means it’s time for the annual knock-down-drag-out fight about what goes on top of the Christmas tree. Your mom wants an angel, your dad wants a...
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Open Post: Hosted By Jennifer Garner Stink-Shaming Her Cat
If you happen to follow Jennifer Garner’s Instagram account, you know that the reason her 11.6 million followers are showing up is to see the real star of the show, Moose, her apathetic, attention-shy...
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Happy Thanksgiving, Here’s A Stunning Throwback Pic Of Dolly Parton And Her Man!
Dolly Parton has already given us a COVID vaccine (although, I betrayed the Church of Dolly by getting Pfizer!), and on this Thanksgiving (aka the day when we all share that picture of Spider-Man...
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