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Open Post: Hosted By The Woman At The Airport In A Mask And A Bikini
Coronavirus is not a tan, it’s not caught through an evenly displayed amount of bare skin. And one intelligent woman clearly knows her infectious viruses. The New York Post says that a traveler was...
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Open Post: Hosted By Lil Uzi Vert’s STOLEN Pink Diamond
Lil Uzi Vert caught one in the pink while stage-diving at the Rolling Loud music festival back in July. People reports that “fans ripped out the pink diamond he has his forehead when he dove into a...
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Open Post: Hosted By Tori Spelling’s Response To The Khloe Kardashian...
Last week Tori Spelling posted a new picture of herself to Instagram, causing everybody to do an over-the-top cartoon double-take, rub their eyes until they squeaked, and double-check their coffee to...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Louisiana Dumpster Pizza Blob That Will Eventually...
Last week Domino’s Pizza employees in Covington, Louisiana were tasked with prepping the store for the arrival of Hurricane Ida. So they nailed the pizzas to the counter (false), covered the windows...
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Open Post: Hosted By Rihanna Dressed As A Business Joint In Dazed Magazine
The Met Gala? Never heard of it. Oh, wait, is that y’all’s little costume party Rihanna used to go to back in the day? Well, it’s obsolete. Rihanna has moved on (allegedly). Not to producing new...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Life-Sized Cake Of Jason Derulo
Much like the quarters stuck underneath the bottom of my driver’s seat I always forget Jason Derulo is there. But he has gone from singer to crotch-less cat of terror to TikToker. And recently, Jason...
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Open Post: Hosted By Burger King Copying The “Celebrity Meals” Of McDonald’s
In all fairness when I’m hungry I don’t think to myself, “I wonder what kind of fast food items celebrities like to order?” Because I don’t care. Give me the cheapest thing on the menu and let me make...
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Open Post: Hosted By Billie Eilish’s Unenthusiastic Response To Jennifer...
The only thing Jennifer Lopez loves more than to bask in the glory of dozens of cameras while standing next to Ben Affleck is to invite people to come together as a collective group and suggest we all...
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Open Post: Hosted By Keke Palmer Revealing The Met Gala’s Fyre Festival-Like...
During last night’s Met Gala, Keke Palmer co-hosted Vogue‘s live stream of the event, along with Ilana Glazer, and interviewed celebs and cracked jokes, and was the funny, personable person she...
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Open Post: Hosted By Reba McEntire Getting Rescued From An Old Building After...
“I’m a survii-iii-vorrrrrrr…..” Reba McEntire was not lying when she sang that twangy line, as the 66-year-old country sensation escaped danger in Oklahoma when an old building’s staircase caved in...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Texas Lawyer Who Got Arrested For Walking On The...
Picture it: Galveston, Texas, 2021. Tropical Storm Nicholas is on its way to ravage the island city. You look outside at the waves, getting bigger and more ferocious by the minute. Then, a lone figure...
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Open Post: Hosted By Grimes Letting Us Know That Her Baby Doesn’t Call Her “Mom”
Grimes and Elon Musk’s son, X Æ A-12, turned one in May and she says that he has begun speaking. Surprisingly, by “speaking” she doesn’t mean he can talk to her via telepathic link. He’s speaking...
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Open Post: Hosted By Popeyes Singapore’s “Fizzy Pop” Chicken
You know, when I was little I used to love Pop Rocks. The way they burst with flavor in your mouth and provide that tingling sensation. Good times, even to this day. Now, what I know I would not...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Maniac Who Desecrated A Bag Of Pizza Rolls
Whenever I think of pizza rolls I automatically get a nice warm feeling inside because pizza is delicious and who doesn’t like popping bite-sized versions of it in their mouths? Therefore, pizza rolls...
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Open Post: Hosted By The “Violent Fight” At An Olivia Rodrigo Concert
Those who let out a “pfft” over 18-year-old Olivia Rodrigo being Gen Z’s punk-pop queen can eat it because she’s proven that she’s so hardcore that she’s got fans brawling at her shows. Page Six says...
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Open Post: Hosted By John Waters Saying Bad Taste Is Dead
Up is down, right is left and John Waters is on the cover of Town & Country wearing a $3,300 smoking jacket. In the accompanying interview, America’s preeminent arbiter of bad taste says he’s not...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Bat Hanging From A Woman’s Crotch
Bats have got a bad rep these last few years since they maybe were related to Coronavirus’ debut on Earth in 2019. And one bat must have been looking for a safe place to seek refuge and not get...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Party Bus Used To Take High School Kids On A Field Trip
Well, y’all there’s a “shortage” of school bus drivers and some have blamed that on the low pay and the risk that comes from being around unvaccinated snot-nosed children during a pandemic. So when...
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Open Post: Hosted By One Gorilla Giving Oral To Another Gorilla At The Bronx Zoo
The New York Post says that two Bronx Zoo gorillas went viral after casually engaging in oral sex in front of shocked onlookers of all ages. Hey, give ’em a break. It’s not like they get any privacy...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Most Hated Fast Food Chains In The World
When I was younger, I could roll into any fast-food chain after a night of drinking and slobber all over a greasy, lukewarm burger and No. 2 pencil-sized stiff cold-ass french fries until I eventually...
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