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Open Post: Hosted By Robert Zemeckis’ Glamorous Bombshell Wife
FINALLY! Some gla-moooor! At last night’s screening for Allied (which sadly isn’t a thrilling biopic about the moving company) in L.A., the movie’s stars, Marion Cotillard and Brad Pitt, showed up...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Naked And Bearded Zack Morris
Every now and again, I re-visit that fap-worthy fuck scene between fellow three-namers Mark-Paul Gosselaar and Mary-Louise Parker on Weeds and so I’m thankful to him for giving me new nipple-tweaking...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Bear With Moves Advertising “Planet Earth II”
Planet Earth II’s (premiering here in the US in January 2017) is going to be a sexy series! We’ve already met that hard-up sloth looking for a piece. Now they’ve introduced this sexy bear turning a...
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Open Post: Hosted By McDonald’s Italy Introducing The Nutella Burger
Do you like hazelnut? Are you currently in Italy? If you’re both of those things, you are right now racing that ass to your nearest McDonald’s Italia! Buzzfeed reports that they’ve debuted the Sweety...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Brenda-Less “90210” Reunion
Vincent Young (he played Donna’s piece Noah), Jason Priestley, Luke Perry, James Eckhouse, Tori Spelling, Jennie Garth, Gabrielle Carteris and Christine Elise (she played Emily Valentine) all got...
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Open Post: Hosted By Amber Heard Looking Not Glamorous At The Glamour Awards
Glamour’s annual Women of the Year award happened last night in Hollywood and the dress code must’ve been: MESS! Because most of them were. Gwen Stefani (in the gallery) looked like an off-brand...
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Open Post: Hosted By Jon Hamm In A Tux
It feels like every other day there’s a GQ Men of the Year Awards somewhere and I wonder if the world would continue to spin if GQ suddenly stopped giving dumb awards to famous men. Probably not, so...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Pantless Babs On W Magazine
Apologies to those of you sucio furries who saw that headline and grabbed the Vaseline because you thought I was going to give you pictures of a grown and pantless Babs Bunny. W Magazine gave easy...
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Open Post: Hosted By Lindsay Lohan Bringing Some Early Ho-Ho-Ho-Ness To London
While some of us would rather suck and bite on a dildo made out of foil than get into the gross holiday spirit this early, others like a club in London and Lindsay Lohan are more than ready. The holly...
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Open Post: Hosted By “The Simpsons” And Their Obvious Post-Election Depression
The Simpsons are famous for their opening couch gags. They’re usually cute and witty! Not in a post-election 2016 world. In this week’s episode, the AV Club reports that the entire family is killed...
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Open Post: Hosted By Boston The Boxer Taking It On The Road
The HSOTD on Wednesday was Boston the Boxer, a delightful dog who beat every other sad-ass competitor online by winning that Mannequin Challenge hands down! Boston’s owner Ryan, knowing that every...
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Open Post: Hosted By Chrissy Teigen Serving Up Punane-Baring Elegance
As many women at last night’s American Music Awards struggled with their Spanx while trying to take a piss, Chrissy Teigen sashayed into a stall, effortlessly straddled the toilet and then pissed...
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Open Post And Programming Note: Hosted By Hot Shirtless Firefighters From Taiwan
Buzzfeed tells me that these are pictures of 100% real firefighters from the New Taipei Fire Department’s 2017 calendar. A rep for the fire department gave Buzzfeed a hilarious statement and I love...
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Open Post: Hosted By Natalie Nunn’s HIGHLY Artistic Naked Pregnancy Pictures
If the essence of Awkward Family Photos was crushed down into a powder and Anne Geddes snorted several fat lines of that powder before using Kim Kartrashian’s greasy Paper cover as inspiration for a...
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Happy Thanksgiving From Chicken Turkey Cutlets!
Because all of us at Dlisted (even our Canadian producer of foolery Allison) are spending the rest of today getting all-the-way boozed up on jug wine, vodka, gin, whiskey, tequila, Lysol toilet...
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Open Post: Hosted By Miss Piggy And Her Tony Bennett-Saving Heroics
There was almost a Code-Red Crooner Down emergency during Macy’s annual Thanksgiving Day Parade yesterday. Luckily, it was prevented by a quick-thinking Muppet. 90-year-old Tony Bennett was riding a...
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Open Post: Hosted By The $130 “Hipster Nativity Set”
Because humans will buy anything (and I mean ANYTHING), a company called Modern Nativity has come up with a “hipster nativity set” with which to decorate your third-floor walkup in Greenpoint for the...
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Open Post: Hosted By OK Go’s 4-Second Video
Unless you’re a die-hard fan, it’s pretty hard to identify an OK Go song by hearing it alone. You might be able to pick out “Here It Goes Again,” but it’s due to the hugely popular video with the...
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Open Post: Hosted By Harald Glööckler’s Stunningly Ethereal Bible Cover
Every time I stare deep into the exquisitely-crafted and made up face of humanized German rhinestone Harald Glööckler, I see Jesus riding a solid gold unicorn as cholita angels queef out tons of...
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Open Post: Hosted By Debbie Harry Working A Whole Lot Of Weave
Behold, Debbie Harry looking like the majestic High Priestess of Weaves that one hallucinates about after inhaling a giant cloud of weave glue fumes. At the opening of Charliewood: An Exhibition Of...
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