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Open Post: Hosted By Opening Of “The Hills: New Beginnings”
The Hills: New Beginnings (And SANS Lauren Conrad) is coming out next week, and so MTV put out the opening credits, and they’ve ruined the one thing about the show which aged well: Natasha...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Look At The Taco Bell Resort In Palm Springs
It was announced last month that a Taco Bell-themed resort was going to be a real thing. Well, Taco Bell is actually going through with it. And if you want to contribute to the shut down of the Palm...
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Open Post: Hosted By Anna Wintour Saying She Loves (GASP) Flip-Flops
It must really be true love too, because I don’t think I’ve ever seen Anna Wintour look so positively thrilled. The last time she smiled that hard, she was probably firing the intern who refilled her...
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Open Post: Hosted By Zola The Seal Singing “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star”
Animals will do anything for food. And seals like their fish. So they’ll sigh heavily and allow researchers to train them to embarrass themselves for a steady supply of mackerels. Check out Zola, the...
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Open Post: Hosted By Courteney Cox’s Dress From The 90s
Courteney Cox’s iconic 90s wardrobe doesn’t just live on in our hearts and minds. Apparently at least one item, a purple slip dress with a lace overlay, has been knocking around in the back of...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Guy Who Hit A Cop Car While Watching “Saved By The...
God bless #Murica. 55-year-old Kevin Bacon, and not the actor as far as this Smoking Gun story knows, was allegedly watching clips from Saved By The Bell on his phone. Specifically an episode called...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Trailer For The Future Oscar Winner And Drag Queen...
THIS is the cinema of which we need more. Future Criterion Collection offering Killer Unicorn is a low-budget but high-glamour look at what would happen if you made I Know What You Did Last Summer...
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Open Post: Hosted By The First Look At Steven Spielberg’s “West Side Story”
I’ll admit, I was extremely hesitant and skeptical when I heard about Steven Spielberg’s remake of West Side Story. Obviously it couldn’t hold a candle to the original, but Steven Spielberg wanted to...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Marie Curie Cake That Was Supposed To Be A Mariah...
We’ve all made the mistake of hearing a Mariah Carey song and thinking, “Is that actually Mariah Carey or is it two-time Nobel Peace Prize recipient Marie Curie?” Marie Curie is the physicist best...
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Open Post: Hosted By Opening Of “The Hills: New Beginnings”
The Hills: New Beginnings (And SANS Lauren Conrad) is coming out next week, and so MTV put out the opening credits, and they’ve ruined the one thing about the show which aged well: Natasha...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Look At The Taco Bell Resort In Palm Springs
It was announced last month that a Taco Bell-themed resort was going to be a real thing. Well, Taco Bell is actually going through with it. And if you want to contribute to the shut down of the Palm...
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Open Post: Hosted By Anna Wintour Saying She Loves (GASP) Flip-Flops
It must really be true love too, because I don’t think I’ve ever seen Anna Wintour look so positively thrilled. The last time she smiled that hard, she was probably firing the intern who refilled her...
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Open Post: Hosted By Zola The Seal Singing “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star”
Animals will do anything for food. And seals like their fish. So they’ll sigh heavily and allow researchers to train them to embarrass themselves for a steady supply of mackerels. Check out Zola, the...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Bear That Broke Into A House And Got Stuck In the...
Was this at Halle Berry’s house? HuffPop brings us this story about a bear that got stuck in the mudroom of one family’s home. Imagine you’re going to put a load in the washer and a bear is chilling...
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Open Post: Hosted By Jeff Goldblum And His Wife’s Ugly Matching Shirts
Don’t you love high-fashion? Don’t you love spending a shit-ton of money on things that look like they were thought up by an Old Navy employee high on acid as they sketched the designs they intend to...
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Open Post: Hosted By Travis Scott’s $50 “Limited-Edition” Cereal Boxes
The cereal is the same as the $3 shit–just to get that out of the way. You’re being charged for the box. And apparently it’s a real special one. Travis Scott has teamed up with General Mills and...
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Open Post: Hosted By Tom Holland Talking About The Time That Jake Gyllenhaal...
Tom Holland may only be 23 years old and newish to the game, but he can already teach other wannabe gay-baiters like Nick Jonas and Taron Egerton, how to truly bait a gay. All you gotta do is let out...
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Open Post: Hosted By Chris Evans In “Mystery Date,” In Case You Didn’t Know
So this is actually not news to me, because I am a Chris Evans superfan. I know what you’re thinking: “Kristian, but you’re always talking about Chris Hemsworth!” And yes, I am. But there is room for...
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Open Post: Hosted By Burger King Turning A Whopper Into A Diamond Engagement...
Burger King Germany is here with another commercial to cap off Pride month because (brace yourselves for some bitterness) the month can’t end without the capitalists squeezing the last ounce of...
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Open Post: Hosted By This Bizarre Commercial For Subway
Honestly, if it wasn’t in the post title, would you have known that this was an ad for Subway until the end? Nope! Business Insider reported on this three-year-old commercial for Subway that recently...
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