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Open Post: Hosted By Adam Lambert’s Nightingale Voice Bringing The Glittery...
You know that saying about how you can’t get blood from a stone or water from a rock, or whatever? (Some of you whores may have thought of that saying while breaking your hand bones from spending way...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Giant Robot That Lady Gaga Rides In Her Vegas Residency
Lady Gaga’s Las Vegas residency Enigma opened last night and it’s an enigma why she’s doing this? Justin Timberlake must be really looking down on her right now, and you know his opinion is always...
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Open Post: Hosted By Grover Maybe Dropping An F-Bomb
Yanny or Laurel? Is that dress blue or gold? Did Grover just say “fucking”? Finally, the stupid distraction from how shitty the world is for late 2018! The New York Post says that some viewers on...
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Open New Year’s Eve Post: Hosted By The Queen Of Las Vegas Proving Why She’s...
Lady Gaga tried it with that bootleg ass Jazz from Transformers that’s obviously made out of aluminum foil and silver-painted cardboard, but during her Las Vegas show Enigma last night, the real magic...
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Happy New Year From Anderson Cooper Burning On The Inside From Tequila
Meanwhile on CNN… as Jane Curtin declared that her New Year’s resolution is to dance on the grave of the Republican party after it dies, tequila nearly killed Anderson Cooper. Andy Squared were back...
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Open Post: Hosted By Sophia Grace Making Every Rapper In The Game File For...
Above is a picture from the olden times in 2011 of a then-8-year-old Princess Sophia Grace, the tiara-wearing lightning bolt of toddler hyperness who was like SARS to those of us whose insides die...
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Open Post: Hosted By Bonnie Pointer Throwing Up Onstage And Going On With The...
They don’t make celebrities like they used to. So many of them either have a long night of partying and stink up their sets (looking at you, Tiff) or they show up late all the time and give absolutely...
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Open Post: Hosted By Ally’s Real Life “A Star Is Born” Billboard
Did you just return from a 2-year Peace Corps stint in the deepest jungles of Borneo? If so, you’ve got a lot of catching up to do! Probably the most important thing that’s happened since you’ve been...
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Open Post: Hosted By Egg Roll Squirrel
Eggs rolls aren’t my thing but the other Mr. Harvey can scarf down around 15 in one sitting. (He’s a bear. They do things like that.) Hence, when he looked over my shoulder as I watched Egg Roll...
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Open Post: Hosted By Michael Keaton Giving You Silver Daddy Imperiousness On...
Michael Keaton is a class act and always has been since Mister Mom right on up until he quietly shelved his Oscars acceptance speech when he didn’t win Best Actor for Birdman. And finally, the class...
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Open Post: Hosted By Daniel Craig And Idris Elba’s Selfie
At the Golden Globes last night, the 007 pot was stirred. No, that doesn’t mean Pussygalore was there. Current James Bond, Daniel Craig, was there supporting his nominated wife, Rachel Weisz. Source...
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Open Post: Hosted By Martha Stewart’s Messy Scrambled Eggs Hack
You know, despite their low-simmering rivalry, Martha Stewart and Gwyneth Paltrow really aren’t all that different. They both sport WASPy flaxen locks, know the proper way to care for cashmere, and...
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Open Post: Hosted By Lady Gaga Holding A Dead Turkey
You may have read that headline and looked at that picture and thought, “I don’t see her holding a copy of Artpop.” The National Board of Review ceremony happened in NYC last night, and the winners...
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Open Post: Hosted By Taco Bell’s Nacho-Dispensing Billboard
Whoever said dreams never come true needs to be slapped across the face with a stale burrito. Because Taco Bell Canada has decided to spice up everyone’s life by constructing a billboard that...
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Open Post: Hosted By “Januhairy”
There are going to be a lot of lonely abandoned razors on store shelves and empty wax salons this month, because there’s a new movement taking place in 2019 and that movement is titled Januhairy. Yup,...
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Open Post: Hosted By James McAvoy Talking About Shaving His Balls In Front Of...
You wouldn’t think a story about shaving your nutshack could be cute, but this one kind of qualifies. James McAvoy is plugging some flicks (including that supposed turd Glass), so he was on Graham...
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Open Post: Hosted By This High School Teacher Trying To Beat Off A Dildo With...
Heh, kids are funny. No, they aren’t – that’s wrong! (Just in case my nephews ever read this.) Reddit (who else?) brings us this amusing clip of a high school employee trying to slap a big floppy...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Trailer For The Fyre Festival Documentary
Two years ago, total moron Billy McFarland realized there were even bigger total morons out there who likely wouldn’t bat an eye at giving him thousands to spend a weekend at an entire island of total...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Pussy That Got Stuck In A Rat Trap
It’s a tale tail as old as time: cats are curious mofos who need to be in everyone’s business (as long as it’s on the cat’s own time, thank mew very much). A recent example, however, might be a lesson...
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Open Post: Hosted By Two Messes Twerking On Top Of An SUV
You never know where you’re going to be when the boogie grabs you and screams “Shake that ass bitch!” It doesn’t matter if you’re in line at Walmart, or in church (where you can play it off as...
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