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Open Post: Hosted By The Baby Swan That Cracked Out Of Björk’s 2001 Oscar Egg
At the 2001 Oscars, Björk laid a swan egg on the red carpet. The baby swan in that egg is now grown up and looks like this. Feel old yet? Fresh off from causing eyes to barf up black glitter by...
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Open Post: Hosted By Viola Davis’ Juice Cleanse Fail
Viola Davis was on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon on Tuesday night to promote Widows. She says that during filming, they had a makeup artist on set who encouraged everyone to take part in a 28-day...
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Open Post: Hosted By Shania Twain Admitting She’s Pulled A Fergie
You might say taking a mid-concert bathroom break don’t impress her much. Just when the country was finally getting over Fergie taking a leak during a concert, we have to find out ANOTHER diva is...
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Open Post: Hosted By Sour Patch Kids Cereal
Aren’t your eyes weeping and your lips puckering after reading that headline? A milky bowl of sour-flavored cereal will soon be a real thing in your universe. Post is coming out with Sour Patch Kids...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Dad Carrying His Stubborn Child Like A Duffel Bag
I’m not a parent but I am a pretty hands-on uncle. (That might have come out wrong.) So I’ve witnessed many, many Trump-like tantrums and stone cold “I ain’t movin'” protests from toddlers on up....
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Open Post: Hosted By Cicely Tyson Finally Getting An Honorary Oscar
Awards season is upon us, so it’s time to start worrying which of our “Golden Age” of Hollywood legends will be receiving honorary awards or presenting, so we can brace ourselves in case they have an...
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Open Post: Hosted By Martha Stewart First (And Probably Last) Uber Ride
We all know that Martha Stewart has exceedingly high standards. This past weekend those standards were put to the test when she decided to try Uber for the first time. While some of us are terrified...
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Open Post: Hosted By Ice-T Tasting A Bagel And Coffee For The First Time
Ice-T, a man who has played a New York City cop for years on Law & Order: SVU, insisted a few weeks ago that he’d never eaten a bagel nor drank a cup of coffee. The coffee I could understand; his...
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Happy Thanksgiving From Miss Diana Ross Ruling The Macy’s Parade
Since it’s Thanksgiving and most of us here at Dlisted are going to spend the rest of the day making our stomachs and bowels sing “AH’M BEGGING FOR YOU MER-SAAAAAY!” by shoving pounds of meat into our...
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Open Post: Hosted By All Of Madonna’s Kids Coming Together For Thanksgiving
Yesterday was Thanksgiving, and Madonna has plenty to be thankful for this year. Various medical-grade toxins have rendered her near-ageless in appearance, and she’s gotten plenty of late-in-the-year...
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Open Post: Hosted By Gritty Crashing A Wedding
Mashable reports that new Philadelphia Flyers mascot and ass tattoo inspiration Gritty suddenly appeared at a Philadelphia wedding. Besides obviously inspiring more ass tattoos, Gritty took over the...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Koi-Eating Otter On The Run
If you live in Vancouver and own koi, you need to bring them inside from your backyard water feature to a safety tank in your locked house. There’s a koi-hungry otter on the loose and he’s already...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Cannibal Subway Turkey
The holidays make us do some crazy shit, which I normally just blame on my favorite southern cocktail of gin, Xanax, and one too many mouthy cousins. For some New York City’s subway travelers on...
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Open Post: Hosted By The $8.2 Million Gender Reveal Party
Oh, gender reveals have come a long way… When I was a kid, a gender reveal involved the doctor pulling the baby out of the mom’s vagina and proclaiming, “It’s got a [insert the name of the genitals...
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Open Post: Hosted By Jameela Jamil Continuing To Troll Celebrity Detox Tea...
Jameela Jamil from The Good Place is still on a mission to call out celebrities who shamelessly push liquid laxatives disguised as detox tea on Instagram for a check. Jameela took aim at Cardi B last...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Woman Who Photoshopped Herself Into A Picture With...
Most of us hos are too lazy to do anything about our celebrity crushes other than to lazily think about masturbating while idly thinking about sweater daddy Tom Hardy in Lawless, only to get...
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Open Post: Hosted By Payless Tricking A Bunch Of Influencers
Next time you want to talk shit about your girl picking up some Payless shoes for a quick night out, THINK TWICE, honey. Because the retailer has just won the crown for being the trickiest bitch of...
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Open Post: Hosted By The REAL Live-Action “Lion King”
Nevermind that fake-looking, Beyonce-splattered “live action” version of The Lion King that’s on the way. This is the only lion drama you need. (If you can bear to watch it. I was way nervous even...
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Open Post: Hosted By Two Foxes Playing In The Snow
Living in New England, snow gets tiresome after awhile. It can look lovely, softly falling in big, pretty flakes. But then it tends to stick around and occasionally you still have snowbanks in the...
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Open Post: Hosted By Dolly Parton Confessing Her Husband’s Three-Way Dream...
Dolly Parton is promoting the upcoming Netflix movie Dumplin’, aka The One Where Rachel Plays A Pageant Mom. The soundtrack to Dumplin’ is all Dolly songs, some old and some new, which would be why...
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