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Open Post: Hosted By The Costco Wedding Of Miss Tina’s Dreams
The Queen Mother of the Beyhive, Miss Tina Lawson, drew a tear to my eye when she did me proud back in 2015 by announcing her favorite spot to do Sunday brunch was not some high-fallutin’ $45 per...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Trifecta Of Pure Elegance
If you were at MoMA in NYC recently, then you definitely already saw that picture above, because it has replaced Monet’s Reflections of Clouds on the Water-Lily Pond. Monet tried it, but that portrait...
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Open Post: Hosted By Jane Fonda Giving Megyn Kelly A Serving Of “Trick,...
Well, at least when NBC finally gets their biggest tax write-off of the year (aka when they finally dump Megyn Kelly Today), we’ll have a glorious supercut of all of her guests making the face they...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Adorable Popcorn Thief Who Repeatedly Stole From...
The world is not a fair place at all, and I learned that again today when I watched a video from a volleyball match at the Invictus Games in Toronto. If I was seated next to Prince Hot Ginge in the...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Long Shafts Of The Warwick Rowers
It’s that time of year when you start seeing calendars for next year spring up in your local bookstore, so that means it’s also time for the lads who make up the Warwick Rowers to strip to their...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Donkey That Mistook A $365,000 Sports Car For A Carrot
Well, they’re both orange. And carrots can grow really big. (I’m trying to help the donkey here.) The Associated Press (via Jalopnik) has introduced us to Vitus the donkey from the German town of...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Hooker Who Learned Not To Pet Lions
Besides chocolate, nerdy TV, and schadenfreude, my weakness is rugby players. Rugby is a savage sport where you’re SUPPOSED to bleed and they’re all vicious animals in short shorts. They’re SEX....
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Open Post: Hosted By The Unholy Monster Raver Child Of Balenciaga And CROCS!
Myrtle Snow’s last words on American Horror Story: Coven now make complete sense. When she screamed, “BALENCIAGUUUUUUUH!!!!“, she wasn’t proclaiming her love for them. That magnificent ginger was...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Special Moment Between Baby Dolphins And Squirrels
Amy Schumacher recently paid a visit to the sea creature Alcatraz that is SeaWorld in Orlando and pulled out her cell phone and hit the record button when her eyes took in the awww-inducing sight of...
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Open Post: Hosted By Becky G Getting Kicked Off The Stage
If the name “Becky G” causes your brain to burp up an error 404, you’re not alone. The same thing happened to Fifth Harmony’s security. Becky G (which sounds like a 90s rap name Rebecca Gayheart...
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Open Post: Hosted By Miley Cyrus And Jimmy Fallon Doing Dolly Parton And...
Besides the fact that she gets to regularly take in the luminous sight of the delicate sleeping raccoon on Billy Ray Cyrus’ head, the only thing that makes me jealous of Miley Cyrus is that her...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Furry Roomba That Doesn’t Vacuum
Are you someone who’s always wanted a cat, but you don’t want to deal with feeding them, or picking up their shits in a sandbox, or listening to them hack up a hairball on your rug, or looking into...
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Open Post: Hosted By Kate Winslet Revealing Idris Elba’s Foot Fetish
Finally, the foot fetish community has a sexy role model that they can all get behind (I wish). Because Quentin Tarantino isn’t exactly the most wholesome example of a foot freak. Idris Elba and Kate...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Dog Who Mistook The Moon For Her Ball
This is Blue the border collie. Some may think she’s a real dum dum for mistaking the fucking moon for her playing ball, but others, like me, think she’s a real genius for noticing the moon at all. My...
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Open Post: Hosted By Gary Fisher Watching “The Last Jedi” Trailer
Grab the Kleenex because the trailer dropped for Star Wars: The Last Jedi, Carrie Fisher’s final film appearance and last turn as General Leia Organa. And former HSOTD Gary Fisher was just as eager to...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Raccoon Trying To Catch Raindrops
I interrupt your regularly scheduled activity of wiping your eyeballs with Clorox wipes after exposing them to more Harvey Weinstein stories to bring you this riveting clip of a raccoon trying to...
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Open Post: Hosted By Armie Hammer Busting Out Moves To “Love My Way”
The twink-on-college daddy love story Call Me By Your Name takes place in the 1980s, so it would be a crime if the makers didn’t include one of the oh-so-many musical jewels from that time. They did,...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Dick Tree
For the sake of nurses and doctors, I hope I never run into that tree in the wild, because they’re the ones who are going to have to remove splinters from my ass. There’s been one contestant on...
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Open Post: Hosted By Britney Spears Expressing Herself Through Art, Again
Everyone needs to speak their truth and express themselves artistically. Some artists, however, don’t want to be locked into just one form of artistic expression. Take Britney Spears for example....
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Open Post: Hosted By Kate McKinnon As “Kellywise”
One of the better sketches from last night’s Saturday Night Live featured their star player Kate McKinnon playing completely delusional #MAGA apologist Kellyane Conway as the murderous clown demon...
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