I interrupt your regularly scheduled activity of wiping your eyeballs with Clorox wipes after exposing them to more Harvey Weinstein stories to bring you this riveting clip of a raccoon trying to drink water that’s falling from the sky while riding shotgun in someone’s car. If you’re wondering, “Why is that raccoon someone’s pet and why is that window almost all the way open?“, I can answer that with just a few words: this was filmed in Europe and Asia’s answer to Florida. I’m talking about Russia!
The Daily Mail pointed me toward this video of a car driving down the highway with its co-pilot, a raccoon, not doing its job because it’s too busy trying to eat and catch the rain. This is very, very dangerous. I’m not only talking about someone letting their pet raccoon hang out of an open window. I’m talking about how other drivers could’ve looked over and lost control of their cars while WTF-ing at the sight of a raccoon trying to go all Billie Myers. But then again, this is pretty tame for the land of fuckery that is Russia. I’m sure that behind this car is a pick-up truck with a lemur orgy happening on the back.
And the driver/owner should really be arrested. I mean, it’s obvious that little raccoon is coked up and what kind of moron wastes their expensive coke on a raccoon? They’re easy and cheap. They get high on trash!
Pic: YouTube