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Open Post: Hosted By Selena Gomez Taking Her Misery Out On A Trader Joe’s Bag
Selena Gomez finally panned off her lips in the official video for her new single “Fetish,” and, well, it seems like SOMEONE is trying to prove once and for all she is not the Baby Spice of the Taylor...
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Open Post: Hosted By Charli XCX’s Meat Market “Boys” Video
Unlike a certain goody, goody pop star who pretends like a wild night for her is when she, Meredith Grey, and Olivia Benson stay up late sipping Swiss Miss and watch Murder, She Wrote, Charli XCX...
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Open Post: Hosted By Matt Bomer Dishing On What Gets His Nethers Riled
Matt Bomer is working the press circuit hard for his new show The Last Tycoon, and nothing screams F. Scott Fitzgerald like sipping a mint julep and dishing on some good ol’ fashioned gay tingles!...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Challenge To Prince Harry’s Hotness
I’m probably going to be escorted out of the Dlisted offices by security for that post title. (You might have inferred from his subtle hints that our boss is a Prince Harry stan.) The young slab in...
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Open Post: Hosted By Riley The Carpet Shark
Maybe she just had too much to drink? Who hasn’t shoved themselves home that way? I hear crickets. Traitors. Tastefully Offensive has introduced the world to “The Carpet Shark.” Riley is a...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Emo Husky Claiming The Iron Throne
Former Hot Slut of the Month Zeus is back, and I’m beginning to think the emotional Siberian Husky has reason to cry all the time: his owners are monsters! Zeus’s first tantrum stemmed from him being...
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Open Post: Hosted By Auntie Maxine Waters’ Reclaimed Remix
Maxine Waters has become the liberal port in the shit storm that is Washington D.C. Don’t be fooled by her cute pose above as a Memaw serving food to needy: the Representative from California’s 43rd...
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Open Post: Hosted By Kim Zolciak Using Her Kid’s Anesthesia For A Media Moment
Kim Zolciak never shies from a chance to use her kids as media pawns: first it’s some light prostitution whore-ah-ing for John Legend tickets, and now it’s time to strike a pose – short of vogue-ing...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Florida Daddy Who Saved A Drowning Pussy!
Destin, Florida is the Monaco of the Redneck Riviera: air-brush t-shirt shops on every block, fried fish shacks where you can also get lotto tickets and a case of beer, and Waffle House’s and...
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Open Post: Hosted By Mariah Carey’s Vocal Tonic
Mariah Carey may have had her legs insured for $70 million dollars, but her precious vocal cords are out here swaying in the wind, vulnerable to all manner of insults to their integrity. Thankfully,...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Japanese Chicken Chain’s New Sauce – Girl Singer Sweat
You’ll pardon the absence of color in my face. I just got back from yakking up my lunch after reading the first part of this story. Japanese chicken takeout chain Tenka Torimasu specializes in fried...
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Open Post: Hosted By Ryan Reynolds And Josh Brolin Showing Off Their Nipples
Deadpool 2 has started filming. Affable Canadian hardbody Ryan Reynolds is reprising his role as the chatty assassin with the hot bod and jacked-up face. Josh Brolin has joined the cast and is playing...
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Open Post: Hosted By Charli XCX And Halsey’s Black Swan Of A Spice Girls Tribute
Everything is getting the reboot or throwback treatment. Will & Grace? Coming back! Every other defunct show at NBC? Coming back! McRib at McDonalds? Coming back! Just kidding, I don’t know about...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Aussie Pup Playing Dead For More Playtime
We had to learn “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” back in middle school typing class, but Australia is about to teach its typers-to-be “The lazy dog is just frontin’ cuz his owner is...
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Open Post: Hosted By Jessica Simpson Looking A Mess In NYC
Yesterday. Jessica Simpson stepped out in NYC looking like a multi-tiered scoop of “Hoooooo Lawd!” Her shades most certainly were stolen from a 7-year-old, and who cares?! They look far better on the...
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Open Post: Hosted By Sharon Stone’s Beaverless Basic Instinct Audition Reel
Horribly mediocre actress Sharon Stone is never one to abide by rules. Sharon seems like the type of fun aunt who doesn’t want to put a bartender out, so she just reaches behind the bar and takes the...
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Open Post: Hosted By Channing Tatum’s Gas Station Groove
Channing Tatum’s been eschewing boring old press junkets in favor of a cross country promotional tour for his upcoming NASCAR themed heist movie, Logan Lucky. Channing and crew have been popping up in...
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Open Post: Hosted By The German Guy Who Swims To Work To Avoid Traffic
Look at him erasing his carbon footprint! Germany’s Benjamin David was over getting to work by riding a bike or taking a bus, where crazy people ask you if you’ve accepted God and yell at you if you...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Fart Beat In A Backstreet Boys Song
One of my favorite album covers of all time is Millie Jackson’s Back To The Shit, featuring the hit single “Muffle That Fart.” It’s true artistry, touching on so many timeless issues. Feminism,...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Australian Football Fan Who Brought A Fancy Cheese...
Have you ever been to a sports game and cringed at the thought of dropping $18 on a room-temperature hot dog of questionable origin and a pretzel that tastes like a baking soda-glazed cork? Well, the...
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