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Open Post: Hosted By Stephen Colbert Ripping Clothes Off Of Milo Ventimiglia
Happy Father’s Day, fathers, who are also Dlisted readers! We know you work hard to make sure your children don’t grow up to be assholes all year round, so this day is for you! (And if you’re not...
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Open Post: Hosted By J-Rod Working The Ho Stroll In Paris
Around this time last year, the completely natural and real couple of Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston spread their organic love throughout Europe while keeping the paps working overtime. This year, it...
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Open Post: Hosted By Duchess Kate And Prince William In Bootleg “My Fair...
In London right now, it’s apparently hotter and wetter than a b-hole exposed to shirtless pictures of Prince Hot Ginge. So a waterfall of sweat may be pouring out of your armpits just from looking at...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Cast Of “American Crime Story’s” Versace Season
If you’ve been following the making of Ryan Murphy’s latest bewigged dramatic extravaganza, The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story, then you’ve probably already seen Darren Criss...
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Open Post: Hosted By Kevin Spacey Trying To Show John Travolta Up
John Travolta’s wig tamers better Super Glue, Gorilla Glue, and cement glue his hair to his head, because Kevin Spacey is trying to snatch that shit and take the crown. Nobody can beat John Travolta’s...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Pure And Angelic Nightingale Voice Of Katie Price
It’s been much too long since the ears of the world have been gently caressed by the velvety wave of powerful musical notes leaping out of the mouth of the most beautiful and talented swan in Britain,...
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Open Post: Hosted By The New Reigning Queen Of Ugly Dogs!
Another World’s Ugliest Dog Pageant has happened and I’m yet again screaming for a damn REDO! The 29th annual World’s Ugliest Dog Contest was held in Petaluma, CA yesterday, and I haven’t checked what...
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Opeen Post: Hosted By The BabaDong Dildo
In case you haven’t been anywhere near the internet the past few weeks, The Babadook, the star of the 2014 Australian horror movie, has become an almost overnight superstar icon to the LGBTQ community...
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Open Post: Hosted By Alexander Skarsgard’s Sunburnt Nips
Tall glass of Swedish leche, Alexander Skarsgard, is still in Capri, and yesterday the paps took pictures of him sunning his nipple knobs on a yacht. Poor ASkars’ skin looks about as hot as genitals...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Leftovers’ Dick-Teasing Emmy Campaign
One of my favorite awards show campaign of all-time is Melissa Leo’s self-funded one. But this one from The Leftovers comes close to taking Melissa’s down and only because it features my favorite...
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QOTD: The Queen Of Lip-Synching Denies That She Lip-Synchs
“That’s not a picture of Sasha Velour.” – all of the Sasha Velour fans who watched her lip-synch on the RuPaul’s Drag Race season 9 finale. Anyone who has seen a live Britney Spears performance has...
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Open Post: Hosted By Jennifer Lawrence Snapping At A TMZ Pap For Trying To...
While walking my dog, I sometimes run into one of four types of people: An annoying know-it-all person who bosses me around, like telling me that my dog should really be wearing a jacket and a scarf...
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Open Post: Hosted By Celine Dion Fashion-Ing The Hell Out In Paris
Ever since Celine Dion got a new stylist, Law Roach, she’s been setting the streets and stages on fire with her *~*HI FASHUN*~* and she already won me over with the double clouds of eleganza she...
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Open Post: Hosted By Brit Brit Spears Shocking Humanity By Actually Singing...
First the likes of Adele and Celine Dion learn that Katie Price is back in the live singing game, and now they’re learning that Britney Spears is singing live during her shows. This is probably the...
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Open Post: Hosted By Mariah Carey And Her Diamonds Floating In The Dead Sea
The Dead Sea renders objects almost thrillingly buoyant due to the intense amounts of salt within. So Mariah Carey, her sparkling diamonds, and her gigantic ego can float around in it just like she...
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Open Post: Hosted By The $10,000 Pizza Bikini
Well, at least it’s slightly more attractive than Gaga’s meat lover’s supreme dress. A restaurant group called Villa Italian Kitchen is celebrating National Bikini Day on July 5 (is it National Bikini...
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Open Post: Hosted By Gretchen Saving The Day For Katy Perry
Katy Perry’s 90s dance fart of a Taylor Swift diss track, Swish Swish, hasn’t exactly been a big hit for her. It peaked at #46 on the Billboard Hot 100. So before Swish Swish becomes Flush Flush and...
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Happy Fourth Of July From America’s Most Elegant And Gorgeous Citizen!
Anybody who has ever read the Declaration of Independence knows of this highly important passage: We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by...
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Open Post: Hosted By Celine Dion’s (Sort Of) Naked Body
I threw a “sort of” into that headline, because I didn’t want anyone to get a stage 10 case of blue balls after looking at that picture and realizing that she’s covering up her nightingale nipples and...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Beautiful Moment When The First Lady Of Poland Left...
Donald Trump and Melania Trump are currently in Europe, and so far, two handshake-related incidents have gotten attention. One was when Trump and the Chancellor of Germany Angela Merkel finally shook...
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