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Open Post: Hosted By Dlisted’s Favorite Musical Artiste Giving You The Video...

Forever reigning Queen of Rap, former HSOTD, ho shit icon and poetry scholar CupcakKe is back to show all the hos in the music industry that you don’t need a seven figure budget to make a video worthy...

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Open Post: Hosted By A Live Snake Throwing Up Another Live Snake 

Nearly every weekday morning when Matt Lauer’s smug face pops up on my screen, I ask myself, “Why do I watch the Today show?” But I really asked myself that this morning when they aired this video of...

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Open Post: Hosted By Andrew Garfield Nearly Lip-Synching His Wig Off To...

Our current reigning Spider-Man blew the skin off of nipples early this month when he gyrated and threw down moves as White RiRi on Lip Sync Battle. Well, our last Spider-Man, Andrew Garfield, saw Tom...

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Open Post: Hosted By Brit Brit’s Handwritten Love Letter To The LGBTQ...

To celebrate the start of Gay Pride Month, Billboard asked A-list superstars of the music world like CupcakKe, Cousin Dionne Warwick, Celine Dion, Belinda Carlisle and Liza to write a love letter to...

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Open Post: Hosted By The Mighty O And A Bunch Of Fennel Looking Ass Dill 

If you looked out your window today and saw a bunch of lighting bolts shooting down from the heavens, that was from God striking bitches down for having the audacity to correct Oprah! The Mighty O...

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Open Post: Hosted By Zac Efron Working The Pole For Tom Cruise

No, this is not some sort of bizarre High School Musical/A Few Good Men erotic fan-fiction. A little-too-shredded-now-for-twink-porn Zac Efron and petite cultist Tom Cruise appeared on Graham Norton’s...

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Open Post: Hosted By The Craiglist Ad Seeking “Generic Father Figure For BBQ”

Weirder things have been sought after on Craigslist. I’d elaborate, but the case hasn’t gone to trial yet. Spokane Washington’s Craigslist recently hosted a plaintive plea for a “generic father...

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Open Post: Hosted By Brit Brit Proving She Doesn’t Need A Silly Mic To Fill...

Celebrated live singer Brit Brit Spears is currently gracing Asia with her authentic nightingale singing skills, and she showed the world that she’s not only a frugal queen by reusing her costumes and...

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Open Post: Hosted By Jerry Seinfeld Rejecting Kesha’s Invitation For A Hug

At last night’s National Night Of Laughter And Song event in DC, Jerry Seinfeld was talking to Tommy McFly of 94.7 Fresh FM on the carpet when one of his fans, Kesha, spotted him and wanted a hug....

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Open Post: Hosted By The Peahen Who Should Be Imprisoned For Life!!!

I am not the one to judge a drunk trick for getting a little messy in a liquor store on a Monday morning, but this bitch went way too far. The saga between the peahen (which is a lady peacock, I know,...

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Open Post: Hosted By Keith Urban And Nicole Kidman Looking A Mess At The CMT...

The 16 annual CMT Music Awards (which I’m pretty sure was also the 16th country music awards show to happen this month alone) were last night in Nashville, and no country music awards show is complete...

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Open Post: Hosted By Tom Hardy’s Sweet Tribute To His Late Dog 

WARNING: This is the saddest Open Post since that time I actually made a full-on post out of a 43-second video of a kitten playing with a cigarette. But this is a different kind of sad. Nearly three...

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Open Post: Hosted By Rafael’s Hot Moves In A Supermarket

It’s Pride Day here in Boston! Today, the Hub celebrates gay freedom with some pretty good block parties and a fair-to-middling parade. Seriously, I don’t know what I’ll do if I see one more trolley...

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Open Post: Hosted By This Dad Whose Favorite Word Is “Huh?”

Dear old dad-in-law! You know the things that can drive you crazy about someone you love? Especially the repetitive stuff. The Daily Dot gives us this video (which has already gotten over 300,000...

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Open Post: Hosted By Bette Midler Refusing To Be Played Off At The Tonys 

The 2017 Tonys had only one job to do and that was to give us Bette Midler yodeling out a song from Hello Dolly! That didn’t happen. Thirty five layers of NOT AMUSED swept across my face when I...

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Open Post: Hosted By Justin Bieber Getting A Bottle Thrown At Him Again 

It looks like someone has been learning a thing or two while playing dodgeball with the other toddler brats on the playground. Seven years ago, when Justin Bieber was just a fetus-aged asshole,...

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Open Post: Hosted By A Crazy Cat Lover’s Dream House (And Everyone Else’s...

Please, please, please let HGTV to do an episode of House Hunters in Concho, Arizona, because I really need to see a picky couple say, “Doesn’t have the granite counters or hardwood floors that I...

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Open Post: Hosted By Patti LuPone Blowing Sweet Air Kisses Of Love At Trump

And yes by “sweet air kisses of love,” I really mean “butt burp bubble of hate.” Although, it seems like Patti LuPone can’t even be bothered with producing a fart for Trump. If La LuPone ever had a...

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Open Post: Hosted By An Old Dude Showing The Youngins How To Really Headbang 

In case you haven’t already seen the video of a true inspiration headbanging in his car like no one’s watching, here’s the video of a true inspiration headbanging in his car like no one’s watching. If...

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Open Post: Hosted By Liam Payne Reading Erotic Fantasies About Himself Aloud

One Direction’s Liam Payne is considered sessy to a whole bunch of the group’s fans. Like any pop star, there’s all sorts of filthy fantasies written about him on Tumblr, Twitter, that secret Facebook...

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