Open Post: Hosted By A Crazy Cat Lover’s Dream House (And Everyone Else’s Nightmare House) 

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Please, please, please let HGTV to do an episode of House Hunters in Concho, Arizona, because I really need to see a picky couple say, “Doesn’t have the granite counters or hardwood floors that I love, but I can see myself enjoying my morning coffee on this scratching post bench as my 200 cats slowly suffocate my body while begging for more food.” In Concho, AZ is a house that’s for sale for $240,000 and it’s covered from ceiling to floor with pussy, pussy, pussy and not the kind that Charlie Sheen’s house is covered with.

If you’re a people-hating cat hoarder who wants to be trapped in a Lisa Frank-like cat-themed acid trip and loves to wake up to the sour aroma of overused litter and pussy pee, get your ass to Concho. Your purradise has been found. Making the rounds today is a listing for a house that’s 2,500 square feet, has 2 bedrooms and 1 bath and sits on 20 acres in the middle of absolutely nowhere in Arizona. The good news about being in the sticks is that you don’t have to worry about annoying neighbors complaining about the screeches from your dozens of cats. You also don’t have to deal with them throwing you judgmental looks when they see you making a gorgeous front yard cat sculpture out of the slimy hairballs your pussies coughed up.

Here’s how a real estate agent used words to try to sell the almost unsellable:

Contemporary eccentric full log sided custom home on 20+/- acres for the cat fancier! If you love cats this is the home for you! If not bring your sandblaster! Custom build, hardwood kitchen cabinets (Oak, Lacewood, and Bocote) artistically accented with river rock. Cat walkways and in great room Medieval cat castle with different levels (stone). All interior doors custom built (wood). Must see to believe it does exist!!! Once in a lifetime find extremely fun home!

It’s like a house Taylor Swift would live in if she wasn’t a multi-millionaire celebrity. And this pussy palace is also perfect and move-in-ready for someone who really, really hates their dog.

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