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Open Post: Hosted By Peeps-Flavored Oreos
Peeps are the one confection that is an “either/or” deal. You either want nothing to do with them and sneer at the yellow and pink displays when they start popping up in every store at springtime. Or,...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Return Of Zima!
Allow me to age myself when I type that I got drunk off Zima, aka the “Zomething Different” candy-ass booze, as a kid. It was a tangy drink you could binge on for the lightweight just-ztarting-out...
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Open Post: Hosted By Angelina Jolie Eating A Tarantula
In nearly every post about St. Angie Jolie, someone always says that trick needs to eat something. Well, she finally took that advice. During that BBC interview in Cambodia where Angie said words...
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Open Post: Hosted By Cate Blanchett Dragging It Up For Charity
If you sniff a ton of wig glue fumes and then tilt your head to the side while squinting, Cate Blanchett in glam drag sort of looks like a skinnier and blond Vida Boheme doing Marlene Dietrich. Last...
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Open Post: Hosted By Kristin Scott Thomas Giving You “Carrot Top As Mrs....
Here I was thinking that the most shocking thing to happen to me today would be the fact that I didn’t immediately try to shove my entire head into a turned-on garbage disposal after I discovered that...
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Open Post: Hosted By Justin Bieber’s Tribute To Fergie
Justin Bieber’s au pair better schedule him in for a refresher course at the Potty Training Academy of Calabasas, because it looks like he forgot to shake after going pee pee times. His au pair also...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Glammed-Up Clooneys
Oh how I missed pictures of George Clooney looking like he’s prairie dogging something major, as Amal Clooney doesn’t notice or care since she’s too busy loving the paps and delivering massive amounts...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Dog Who Shops For His Own Treats
You might be looking for something to soothe your hangover and/or calm your frazzled nerves from all of the creeping terror at hand. We’ve got you! Well, this doggie’s got you. This beautiful pooch is...
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Open Post: Hosted By Sally Kirkland’s Legendary Red Carpet Oscar Appearance...
Tonight is the night when many of us will call 911 to report a grand theft robbery after (probably) witnessing Moonlight get shamelessly robbed by a “singing,” dancing and prancing Emma Stone and Ryan...
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Open Post: Hosted By Some Real Stars!
Screw the Oscars! Fuck Vanity Fair’s party! And pfft to Elton John’s soiree! The event that Allison and I should’ve written 4500 posts about is the event where every bright shining star of the A-list...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Train Brawl Involving Bagels
This brawl involving bagels is not to be confused with the brawl my hungover ass initiates at brunch whenever anyone goes for the last bagel, muffin or other bread item in the basket. America has...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Couple Sexing On Each Other While Waiting For A Pizza...
You know, this is funny, because several Shakespearean historians have said that The Bard’s original draft of Romeo & Juliet included a scene where Romeo bones Juliet as they wait for a pizza at...
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Open Post: Hosted By The New “DuckTales”
Before production began on the new DuckTales, it looks like Huey, Dewey and Louie decided that they needed to update their look for the now, so they went to the plastic surgeon’s office and got the...
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Open Post: Hosted By RiRi Serving “Rugrats Gone 80s Punk” Glamour
If Angelica Pickles took her Cynthia doll, pained that thing’s hair green with a marker and then dressed it up in outfits from Barbie and the Rockers, it would look like RiRi on the cover of Paper...
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Open Post: Hosted By Tilda Swinton Playing A Man In The “Suspiria” Remake
Hollywood continues to kick us in our collective dick and/or vagine. They’re remaking one of my fave-rave horror movies – Suspiria! (“WHY?!?!” he screamed in righteous anger as he clutched his Dario...
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Open Post: Hosted By Aaron Taylor-Johnson’s Happy Birthday Nipple And Abs
You would think that ever since I saw that HORRIFIC toilet scene featuring Aaron Taylor-Johnson’s psycho-evil character in Nocturnal Animals, I would be over and out on Kick-Ass. (You can really kill...
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Open Post: Hosted By Idris Elba Having A Moment With A Hot Dog
I don’t why Mondays keep happening, but for some reason, they do and another one happened today. But well, the universe must have taken pity on those who have to struggle through another gross Monday,...
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Open Post: Hosted By Marion Cotillard Doing Angelina Jolie Cosplay
If only Marion Cotillard trolled Brad Pitt by showing up to the premiere of Allied like that. Expect the tabloids to put these pictures on the cover with the caption: “Marion Obsessed With Angie!...
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Open Post: Hosted By Too Much Glamour To Handle
If you read the “trades” like Hollywood Reporter or Variety or whatever, and are wondering why all of the Oscar bait movies that were supposed to come out this year have all pushed their release dates...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Only Live-Action Version Of “Beauty And The Beast”...
Disney’s live-action Beauty and the Beast opens almost everywhere next week, but well, they can go ahead and cancel it and put it on the shelf to collect dust. Because Doug The Pug beat them to the...
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