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Open Post: Hosted By The Meteorologist Who Thinks Adam Driver Is Funny
Mashable reports on how Charlotte, North Carolina meteorologist Kaitlin Cody is a big Adam Driver fan. In fact, the Girls actor flusters Kaitlin so much that she loses her professionalism and giggles...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Biebs Getting His Face Smashed Into A Glass Wall
This post has something for everyone. If you hate Justin Bieber, then seeing him get dragged and slammed against a wall will make your soul feel like it’s being hugged by a dozen baby bunnies. This...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Final Trailer For “Beauty And The Beast”
In my 468 posts about Disney’s live-action Beauty and the Beast movie, I called Belle a dog fucker several times since she wants to get on The Beast’s lipstick. But in the final trailer for Beauty and...
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Open Post: Hosted By Keke Palmer Throwing Down A Pose Show For The Paps
So many thirsty celebrity tricks pose like, “Oh my god, leave me alone – wait, did you get my good side – stop, you assholes, respect my privacy!“, in front of the paps that they called. So rising...
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Open Post: Hosted By That Phame Whore Punxsutawney Phil
If it looks like that headline is dripping with jealousy, it’s because it is. Punxsutawney Phil (the other PP) is one of the only creatures in this country who has 100% job security and his lazy ass...
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Open Post: Hosted By Ansel Elgort’s ~Moody~ And ~Sexy~ Video
My last post was about a video that’s dripping with awkward sexiness, so I may as well continue with that theme and give you another video that’ll make you want to lock the door (so no one can come in...
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Open Post: Hosted By Puppies Predicting The Super Bowl Winner On “The Tonight...
Sportsball isn’t my thing, so my lack of enthusiasm for the Super Bowl is palpable. Plus, it turns out that the team I’m supposed to be rooting for has some dubious allegiances. “Well, who cares?...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Residents Of The Georgia Aquarium Cheering On The...
Marketing geniuses have figured out that the only thing that can make football bearable for those of us who don’t give two or less shits is to use cute animals to entice us. The Georgia Aquarium shot...
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Open Post: Hosted By Mimi Wearing Pants. GASP!
The world really is turning upside down, because on Saturday, Mariah Carey showed up to an event with most of her body covered. I hope that someone called for a paramedic and that the paramedic made...
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Open Post: Hosted By The $538 Choupette Lagerfeld Plush Toy
Did you lose out on the $100k Flamin’ Hot Harambe Cheeto and have been looking for something else to waste your money? Look no further, because Karl Lagerfeld has the perfect thing for you. WWD (via...
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Open Post: Hosted By Catherine Zeta-Jones As Olivia de Havilland In “Feud”
During the Super Bowl, a couple of promos for Ryan Murphy’s Feud aired. No, they weren’t at all out of place. They fit in perfectly since this year’s Super Bowl was the gayest event of 2017. I mean,...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Constipated Jamie Dornan And A Disco Laura Ingalls Wilder
Fifty Shits Darker comes out this week, so Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson are on their latest “Pretend Like We Sort Of Kind Of Like Each Other” press tour. Jamie and Dakota were in Madrid yesterday...
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Open Post: Hosted By Courtney Stodden And Her Newly Single Chichis
It’s been over three years since Pope Francis announced that the Catholic church was dissolving all marriages. At the time, Pope Francis said that the sanctity of marriage obviously doesn’t exist if a...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Limbo Queen
Some of us can barely reach behind us to shut off a light without fear of dislocating shoulders, yet there is someone out there LIMBOING under an SUV and out the other side! You don’t see that...
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Open Post: Hosted By Britney Spears In Something Sheer At A Pre-Grammys Party
Here’s Britney Spears at a pre-Grammys party Clive Davis threw to honor BET head Debra Lee. That dress is definitely… a choice. It gives the illusion that you can almost see Britney’s up-top, and her...
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Open Post: Hosted By Some Ball Pit Elegance
For one quick second last night, I thought this was Audrina Patridge in an Xtina wig, but I should’ve known that Audrina doesn’t have the balls (or sense of style) to wear a DIYI ensemble made out of...
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Open Post: Hosted By Erika Jayne’s Video For “XXPEN$IVE”
If you watched all 15 hours of the Grammys on Sunday and wondered whatever happened to music artistry, the answer is: it exists on Erika Jayne’s Vevo channel! Erika Jayne, the songstress altar ego of...
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Open Post: Hosted By Instant Diabetes
Stare at that picture long enough and you’ll get the answer to the question: Can you get cavities on your eyeballs? The answer is yes, because I just got four from looking at that sugar turd of a...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Story Of Life As Told By Two Pooches
I’m not going to give away what happens in this heartbreaking video (although, the title of it already does), but I will say that many of us could rename this video The Story Of My Life, add a...
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Open Post: Hosted By 2017’s Answer To The Shiba Inu 6 Cam
If you’re a crazy cat lady at heart, but are allergic to them, or don’t want to wake up with a nose full of pussy anus because your cat took a nap on your face, then this may be the perfect thing for...
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