Listen, my taste buds are the opposite of refined. My favorite “salad” is Tostitos, cheese, iceberg lettuce, and ground beef, all smothered in Catalina dressing. But even I, a proud trash food person, cannot get on board with the new offering from McDonald’s China… introducing the new Oreo Spam Burger. It’s exactly what it sounds like. Oreo crumble, two slices of Spam, topped with mayo (!!), on a classic sesame seed bun. This Frankenstein creation was released today and is only available for a very limited time. So fuck this virus, get your ass over to China ASAP!
I have a few questions… Why? How? Who? And, again, WHY? Is this a savory/sweet combo that somehow works? According to some Twitterers, it actually does:
got oreo Spam burger from McDonald’s China, it’s good actually pic.twitter.com/6oKRrZYHHV
— smokingcat (@nofromearth) December 21, 2020
We shared it .. I would actually buy it again pic.twitter.com/f0aCJ8VvyJ
— Jeff
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(@TheJeffOn45) December 21, 2020
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This person was less into it:
I tried the ultra limited edition Oreo spam burger at McDonald’s ama pic.twitter.com/jnUhnJoe9J
— gwack gwack slrrrp *spit* slrrp gwack gwack inhale (@BiracialJuggalo) December 21, 2020
It was interesting. Never had spam before either. The Mayo and Oreos made a sweet creamy sauce and the spam was super salty. I only ate two bites tbh. I can see why it was a one day promo LOL
— gwack gwack slrrrp *spit* slrrp gwack gwack inhale (@BiracialJuggalo) December 21, 2020
Yep… I hate Mayo too… it was interesting
Only took one bite n had to leave it— gwack gwack slrrrp *spit* slrrp gwack gwack inhale (@BiracialJuggalo) December 21, 2020
Hmmm, I love mayo. I like Oreos. I like McDonald’s buns. And, no, I’ve never had Spam, but I enjoy salty meats. So maybe, just maybe, I should try my luck! Now, does anyone know how much the Uber Eats delivery fees would be from mainland China to Toronto, Ontario, Canada? And would it fit within my holiday shopping budget?
Pic: YouTube