It’s not easy for any of us right now to keep from lifting a pinky in the air while raising a delicate teacup made of bone china and hand-painted by exceptionally grim nuns, before gently setting the cup down on its exquisite saucer and reaching for a crustless cucumber sandwich from the gleaming silver platter on the Queen Anne table. This is certainly the classy and refined scene evoked by 36-year-old marketing and branding professional, Brandon Frankel, his nakedness, and what appears to be a gathering of inflatable letters repurposed from slightly used, metallic dildos. Gabourey Sidibe, 37, of course, accepted his proposal of marriage, because sex-toy-esque balloons, randomly scattered rose petals and a naked man are pretty much the standard formula for a lifetime of wedded bliss.
via The Daily Mail:
She wants the world to know she’s lucky in love. And Gabourey Sidibe shared a shot of her fiance Brandon Frankel’s naked proposal to celebrate his birthday on Instagram Friday. The 37-year-old actress gave followers a peek into her romantic night as she sang praises of the ‘most protective man in the world’ before threatening anyone who tries to slide into his direct messages.
Will you marry me balloons were positioned on the headboard with a strategic mylar covering his modesty while he kneeled on the mattress.
‘Happy Birthday @brandontour! You are the funniest, kindest, toughest, most protective man in the world,’ she captioned the snap. ‘You’re always down for all of my hair brained schemes, from painting your nails, to eating rice noodle rose water ice cream, to ridiculous photo shoots like this 1!’
That’s a lot of emotion gushing out from both parties at once. Undying love, sparkly happiness, committing to each other for a lifetime, and then topping off this multi-tiered cake of formally executed bliss with the solemn promise to cut any bitches who might try and undermine them by contacting Brandon on the sly. Admit it: Getting jarringly slammed from the far-reaching sunbeams of coyly naked love to the dark underbelly of mistrust and revenge in .2 seconds is the best (and only) trip any of us will get to take this year, so let’s make the most of it, and congrats to the happy couple!
(@gabby3shabby)Pic: Instagram