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Open Post: Hosted By The Man Who Lit Up A Cigarette On A Plane
Look at Don Draper over here, settling in for a mile-high nicotine fix like the year is 1966 and a “stewardess” is going to ask him how many ice cubes he’d like in his Canadian Club. But the year is...
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Open Post: Hosted By IHOP Pulling Another Name Changing Stunt
IHOP must really love disappointing people and also (weirdly) Puff Daddy because it’s taking a page from P-Diddy’s change-your–name-for-no-reason book. IHOP tried this stunt before before by changing...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Meryl Streep Of African Painted Dogs
That headline isn’t fair. That African painted dog isn’t the Meryl Streep of African painted dogs. Meryl Streep is the human of that African painted dog, because has she ever played dead so...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Charisma-less Posters For “The Lion King”
Disney has released the official posters for the live-action The Lion King, and it’s important I specified that these are the posters for The Lion King, because otherwise you might think Dlisted had...
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Open Post: Hosted By Dr. Phil Reading Thirst Tweets. Grab The Barf Bag.
BuzzFeed has let out a cry for help and exploited it in a way that only Dr. Phil can exploit cries for help. It turns out there are ALLEGEDLY (there’s a chance Dr. Phil wrote these tweets himself)...
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Open Post: Hosted By Ben & Jerry’s CBD Ice Cream, Which Could Be Coming Soon
Since we’re in the middle of the weed revolution, they’ve put CBD into anything and everything edible now. Everything! Gummi bears, cookies, tacos, cakes, pot roast, I swear to God a friend of mine...
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Open Post: Hosted By Miley Cyrus’ $20 Condom
Chirpy time-lost hippie Miley Cyrus dropped an EP on Friday and she’s trying to get some attention for it by selling $20 condoms on her official website. Let me say this – if the rubber’s costing you...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Taco Holder In Almost Every Car
If you happen to be wondering what to do with your hard shell taco when trying to operate a motor vehicle then you can thank Twitter (more specifically @lazyboy) for being a solver to the world’s most...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Styrofoam Graduation Cake From Walmart
Usually any shenanigans that happen at Walmart are caused by the kind of people who shop there. Like the naked karate-kicking cornbread thieves, or the scooter-riding drunk woman chugging wine from a...
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Open Post: Hosted By An Arizona Hiker Going For A Barfy Wild Ride
A 74-year-old Arizona hiker was injured and ended up having to get a helicopter rescue. Sounds simple enough until the helicopter starts acting like possessed carnival ride gone wrong and spins the...
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Open Post: Hosted By The “Bound” Reunion We’ve All Been Waiting For
After Showgirls became a critical and commercial hit in 1995, and beat the record of the most Oscar wins ever (including Best Picture, Best Actress for Gina Gershon, Best Actor for Kyle MacLachlan,...
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Open Post: Hosted By Usher’s New Forgotten Tomb-Looking Tattoo
I’m not exactly sure what the hell is going on with Usher these days but he’s been doing way too much. Perhaps he’s still celebrating the recent victory in his herpes lawsuit, or maybe he’s just rich...
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Open Post: Hosted By Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Elegance Courtesy Of Forever 21
Brit Brit Spears now has the perfectly demure and sophisticated thing to wear if she ever decides to marry that hot piece of man chiseled out of a boulder. Frito-Lay and Forever 21 have joined unholy...
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Open Post: Hosted By Keanu Reeves Getting Lovingly Heckled At E3 Expo
This story is really merging two of my loves together: Keanu Reeves and video games. I was and still am that gay who loves a video game and always plays as the girl character. So here I am with the...
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Open Post: Hosted By Keanu Reeves Being The King Of Keeping His Hands To Himself
Keanu Reeves is really The Most Respectable Man Alive, and thankfully he’ll continue to be because he’s immortal. Yesterday I was falling more deeply in love with him because he was in a video game...
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Open Post: Hosted By Krispy Kreme’s Glaze Waterfall In Times Square
Krispy Kreme, makers of delicious donuts with a truly gag-inducing name (don’t tell me your mind doesn’t go to a gross place when you hear it), has announced plans for a brand new, giant flagship...
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Open Post: Hosted By The 2 Pounds Of Cheese That Domino’s Japan Put On A Pizza
A while back, Japan did us dirty with putting vegetables (tomato and cherry to be exact) in our beloved Häagen Dazs ice cream and we were not having it. Way too far, Japan! I don’t even like it when...
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Open Post: Hosted By Courteney Cox’s Dress From The 90’s
Courteney Cox’s iconic 90s wardrobe doesn’t just live on in our hearts and minds. Apparently at least one item, a purple slip dress with a lace overlay, has been knocking around in the back of...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Guy Who Hit A Cop Car While Watching “Saved By The...
God bless #Murica. 55-year-old Kevin Bacon, and not the actor as far as this Smoking Gun story knows, was allegedly watching clips from Saved By The Bell on his phone. Specifically an episode called...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Trailer For The Future Oscar Winner And Drag Queen...
THIS is the cinema of which we need more. Future Criterion Collection offering Killer Unicorn is a low-budget but high-glamour look at what would happen if you made I Know What You Did Last Summer...
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