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Open Post: Hosted By This Four-Way Gay Kiss In Brazil
This vid hasreceived over a million views. And with good reason. Evidence of how the gays are ahead of everyone else should be presented at every opportunity. It’s the four-way kiss as presented by...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Leaked Trailer For “Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again”
Cher! That’s Cher as a sassy, rich gramma! Wait. Did they kill off Meryl Streep? In the trailer, they’re talking about her like she’s in the ground. Did Rose McGowan write the screenplay? Watch it...
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Open Post: Hosted By Anderson Cooper Getting Outed As A Freak In The Sheets
I feel like every Anderson Cooper appearance on Watch What Happens Live these days may as well just get billed as “Take THAT, Kathy Griffin!” But they also usually come out with some totally...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Bird Who Can Sing The iPhone Ringtone
Tap on over to the sidelines, Tap Dancing Cockatiel, because there’s a new highly talented cockatiel on the scene to mesmerize us with its skills. Although, this cockatiel’s talent only comes out when...
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Open Post: Hosted By Prince Hot Ginge And Meghan Markle Going To...
Meghan Markle reportedly has to take lessons on how to act like a British royal, but judging by that picture above, she should be the one teaching Prince Hot Ginge a lesson. Specifically, a lesson on...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Shirtless Hugh Jackman And His Shirtless Trainer...
Errr, I know as much about working out as I do about, um, working out, but I’m pretty sure that the correct way to do tongue lifts (which is what Hugh is doing) is to do them on your hot topless...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Drunken Abominable Snowman Getting Arrested For DUI By...
There’s something wrong with that picture. Santa Claus is the one who should be getting his ass busted for permanent public intoxication (you too would be always drunk if you had to deal with that...
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Open Post: Hosted By This Guy Wrecking Himself On An Escalator
Action movies used to feature scenes where one dude escaping or chasing someone got to an escalator and slid down the partition in the middle to save time. Owners of facilities with escalators...
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Open Post: Hosted By “Carol Of The Bells” Played On An Ugly Christmas Sweater
The ugly Christmas sweater party has evolved from a fun, ironic event that some hipster bike messenger came up with in the early 2000s to being a deadly and joyless office party with required...
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Happy Christmas From Duchess Kate And Meghan Markle’s Ridiculous Ass Hats
Meghan Markle will officially join the British Royal Family in May 2018, but if you ask my ass, she officially joined this morning when she partook in the family tradition of wearing a stupid fucking...
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Open Post: Hosted By Tom Brady Making Some Biscuits You Know He Didn’t Eat
BREAKING IMPORTANT NEWS: For the second time this year (that we know of), Tom Brady did a big boy thing by cooking something himself, and he cooked up something that would usually make him and Gisele...
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Open Post: Hosted By The 60 Pounds Of Confiscated Weed That Was Supposed To...
This may be the saddest Christmas story I’ve ever heard. There’s a newer and meaner Grinch in the land and it’s the York County Sheriff’s Department in Nebraska! It’s their fault that there’s people...
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Open Post: The Shitty Haircut That Got A Hair Stylist Arrested
Before you think back to a haircut from hell you got and wonder if you can still press charges against the scissors-wielding minion of Satan who gave it to you, I should tell your ass that the hair...
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Open Post: Hosted By Italian Granny Vs. Google Home
If by some miracle I’m still alive at 85, the last thing I’m going to want to do is be tortured by some infernal piece of technology. I’ll happily live out my golden years listening to my favorite...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Groomsman Who Passed Out And Busted His Mug
Weddings can be a bore from hell. Especially if it’s one of those with a preacher-type who takes it upon himself to give an impromptu class on The Good Book during the ceremony. That (and breakfast)...
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Open Post: Hosted By These Kittens Doing What You’ll Probably Be Doing Tonight
It’s New Year’s Eve and you’re doing…nothing. New Year’s Eve is the worst. Honestly, for the last umpteen years, we’ve all just gone to bed in order to avoid watching that STUPID ball drop while...
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Happy New Year From Mimi’s Hot Tea
As expected, Mimi returned to the scene of the crime (aka Times Square) last night and yodeled out two of her songs, Vision of Love and Hero, during Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve. Everyone kept...
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Open Post: Hosted By Phoebe Price Bringing Massive Amounts Of Demureness Into...
Many of us hope that 2018 will bring in many, many changes (examples: 2018 being the year that we finally get some dick, the house next door to me getting plowed down to make way for a 24-hour...
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Open Post: Hosted By Future Oscar Winner Laurie Metcalf At The Palm Springs...
Actors hungry for that Oscar prepared for hustling season last night by Spanx-ing up their bodies, saying goodbye to real food for a couple of months and gargling with lemon-infused hot water so their...
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Open Post: Hosted By Susanna Hoffs Doing “The Golden Girls” Theme Song
Even though the 80s will forever be the greatest time in history to me, I don’t watch The Goldbergs. I don’t watch that many shows with commercials anymore. I’ve gotten so lazy that it’s a chore and a...
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