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Open Post: Hosted By OK Go’s Printer Orgy Of A Video
OK Go must stress the hell out when they have to shoot a video. They’re caught in a vicious, terrible cycle of having to release a breathtakingly innovative video for each of their singles. You know...
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Open Post: Hosted By Dogs Dog Piling On Their Owner
What you’re watching is not a scene from the sequel to The Grey. It’s a guy in Thailand returning home and being greeted by his many, many dogs. These many, many dogs swarm all over him like he’s a...
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Open Post: Hosted By Shania Twain Canada-Ing Harder Than Any Canadian Before Her
My floor is now flooded with poutine, maple syrup and the happy tears of meese (that’s plural for moose, duh), because that’s what poured out of all of my orifices while watching this clip of Shania...
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Open Post: Hosted By Katy Perry Nearly Decapitating A Fan With A Ball
Because today’s theme seems to be balls flying at faces (and not in the way I dream about in my teabag dreams), here’s a little clip of human Grammy repellent Katy Perry perfectly nailing an audience...
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Open Post: Hosted By La Tigresa del Oriente’s Newest Work Of Hotness
If you ever need to be reminded that blossoms of beauty and happiness exist in this depressing garbage heap world, subscribe to La Tigresa del Oriente’s YouTube channel. It is a golden treasure chest...
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Open Post: Hosted By Prince George’s Christmas Gift List
We’re less than a month away from International Parents Go Broke From Buying Their Kids Stupid Shit They’ll Play With For Twenty Minutes Day, and so you children better get in your lists right away. I...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Tap Dancing Cockatiel
My apologies to my fellow dick obsessors who constantly look at everything through peen-shaped glasses and thought that headline read: Hosted By A Tap Dancing Cock. Sadly for all of us, this Open Post...
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Open Post: Hosted By Lucas, The World’s First “Cute” Spider
Bored Panda has introduced the world to the work of animator Joshua Slice. He put together this short clip of a “cute” spider named Lucas. (That’s also the name of Joshua’s nephew who did the voice...
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Open Post: Hosted By Brit Brit Chipmunk-Yodeling Out “Can’t Help Falling In...
When I went to the movies yesterday, Flamin’ Hot Cheetos nachos were discounted and that could mean only one of two things: 1. That shit wasn’t selling and they needed to move bags of Flamin’ Hot...
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Open Post: Hosted By Mimi Magically Sitting On An Invisible Chair
If FitBit made a solid gold one that’s covered in diamonds, and one of Mimi’s benefactors gave one to her, it would get about as much action as I do. Us peons were given legs so that we could walk or...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Norwegian Footballer Doing Sex To A Trophy
This was me yesterday: What are sports? This was me three seconds after watching the striptease busted out by a Norwegian footballer: I love Norwegian football! The Telegraph says that on Sunday, a...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Real Tonya Harding With Movie Tonya Harding
“Ahahahahaha, I’m still laughing over this homely hag playing me in a movie. Hollywood is so weird!” – Tonya Harding in that picture. About 23 years ago, Tonya Harding was down in out after she lost...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Faux Sign Language Interpreter Who Signed Gibberish...
Those balding dudes in ties are making faces like they know that something in the milk ain’t doing sign language right. Tampa Bay Times says that on November 28, the police department held a news...
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Open Post: Hosted By A PSA For The Dangers Of Cementing Your Head In A...
In case you didn’t already know that cementing your head in a microwave is a really fucking shit-brained idea unless you want to die a slow, painful death, I am here to tell you that cementing your...
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Open Post: Hosted By This Poor Dog Trying To Get A Stick Across A Bridge
This poor pooch’s owners are assfaces. This isn’t cute! He wants to bring his big stick with him across the bridge and it won’t fit. And dogs don’t know the concept of sideways! And this witch holding...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Skillful Pussy Who Can Open His Own Treats Drawer
During the past two weeks alone, we’ve posted approximately 9,102,983 animal videos (and 98% of them were posted by me), because I feel that to keep things balanced, we need to post a cute animal...
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Open Post: Hosted By The World Famous Rabbit Who Was Rescued From The Thomas...
Last week, we all learned that not all heroes wear capes, some wear hoodies and basketball shorts. A man was caught on video saving a little rabbit from charbroiled death during the Thomas Fire in La...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Homewrecking Slut Trollop Hussy Who’s Trying To Pick...
The thing about being engaged to a rich prince is that you can’t turn your head without some social climbing, crown-digging harlot skank with no morals rolling up to steal your man. That is why Meghan...
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Open Post: Hosted By Stormy, The Cow Who Wants Nothing To Do With A Damn...
CBSPhilly has been all about a BREAKING NEWS story starring Stormy, a cow actress who had a pivotal role in a live nativity scene but kept busting out of there. Those actors, so difficult! Or Stormy...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Feline Bread Thief
I believe the following video clip could be depicting of one of three things. It could be a sweet, silly little exchange between a rascally cat and his owner. Or it could be proof that cats are born...
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