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Open Post: Hosted By Anna, The Bra-Obsessed Cat
Scary news out of California: there’s a cat burglar on the loose! The fugitive, a grey British shorthair, goes by the name Anna. Anna’s modus operandi is stealing all the bras. But Anna doesn’t see it...
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Open Post: Hosted By Lana Del Rey Promoting Her New Album With One Billboard...
Lana Del Rey, an ancient Greek siren accidentally transported to modern times, has a new album out in March. It’s called, Did You Know That There’s a Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd., which is also the name...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Kentucky Woman Calling 911 About Her Neighbor’s...
Some Kentuckians have taken issue with innocuous things like books, style, and Hilary Duff. Apparently, fun and holiday whimsy are on the chopping block as well; because when one Kentucky house was...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Reporter Whose Boiling Water Snow Trick Flopped On Air
The US is currently being hit with record-cold temperatures. The weather is as sharp, cutting, and frigid as Victoria Beckham’s shoulder when her daughter-in-law is around. Of course, an occurrence...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Abandoned San Francisco Airport Dog Finding His...
United Airlines ranks nowhere near the top of any of “The Best Airlines in America” lists (just ask Mayim Bialik), unless you’re a sweet puppy whose first owner decided to inexplicably yeet you from...
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Open Post: Hosted By Paula Abdul’s Facetune Fail
Paula Abdul is in the news for– oh, wait. Shit! I added the wrong picture to this article. It was supposed to be a photo of Paula and Kathy Hilton. And while the blonde one is definitely Kathy, who in...
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Open Post: Hosted By South Korea Lifting Its Ban On Imported Sex Dolls
If you’ve somehow been diverted to a South Korean airport in the midst of all of the recent flight cancellation chaos, be careful that you don’t get lost on your way to the bathroom and end up in one...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Tasmanian Devil Who Was Mistaken For A Dog Toy
Picture it — you’re Kirsten Lynch from Hobart, the capital of the Australian island state of Tasmania. You’re hanging out at home, around 10 pm on Wednesday, when your four-month golden retriever lets...
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Open Post: Hosted By Miley Cyrus Threatening To Go Brunette And Scaring Dolly...
We’re almost another year around the sun, and who better to guide us home than down-home country gal Miley Cyrus? She’ll be hosting Miley’s New Year’s Eve Party alongside her godmother/American saint...
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Open Post: Hosted By David Bryne And Miley Cyrus’ New Year’s Eve Cover Of...
While shit at CNN was mostly sober, over at NBC, the peacock was definitely snorting some mind-alternating hallucinogenics. Miley Cyrus hosted her second annual Miley’s New Year’s Eve Party on NBC...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Time Dionne Warwick Held An Intervention Regarding...
Legendary hussy harasser Dionne Warwick is receiving her flowers in the upcoming CNN documentary Dionne Warwick: Don’t Make Me Over. But one story involving Snoop Dogg during the early days of his...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Pug Who’s Best Friends With Her Garden Statue...
Sometimes we all long for a friend who doesn’t insist on replying to every single one of our stories with a semi-related story of their own that they find more intriguing simply because it’s about...
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Open Post: Hosted By Dolly Parton Already Working On Making 2023 Better For...
I just knew Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda were gonna try to pull Dolly Parton into this mess! And here we are. Consequences of Sound reports that Dolly’s going to contribute to a song on the soundtrack...
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Open Post: Hosted By Speculation That Kate Bush Might Be The Scuba-Otter On...
The summer of 2022 was super eventful for Kate Bush as she catapulted back into the spotlight when her 1985 song “Running Up That Hill” got dusted off and flew up the charts after being heavily...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Cat Who Destroyed A $27 Pizza
There are two things most people can agree on: cats are cute, and pizza is great. But what happens when a cat and a pizza collide? The result is a viral video where a furry friend named Lucas...
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Open Post: Hosted By Hailey Bieber FINALLY Entering The Nepo Baby Chat
The nepo baby wars rage on with some of our favorite babies defending their clan and other annoying celebrities with famous fathers making sense. It’s the greatest philosophical discussion of our...
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Open Post: Hosted By Paris Hilton Denying She Photoshopped Britney Spears...
Lynne Spears’ slappin’ hand must’ve been mysteriously tingling in yearning over the weekend when an alive and well Britney Spears partied alongside Paris Hilton again. Britney has pretty much only...
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Open Post: Hosted By Ben Affleck Working At Dunkin’ For A Day
Talk about easy money! You know how they say, “you never work a day when you do what you love?” Well, that was especially true for Ben Affleck this week as he shot a commercial in his hometown of...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Tipsy Milly Alcock Onstage At The Golden Globes
The audience at the Golden Globes always looks like they’re bored and ready to go somewhere else because, at its base, it’s a glamorous work function where nobody wants to become that person. And last...
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Open Post: Hosted The Renewal Of “Jeopardy!” And “Wheel Of Fortune” For Five...
Mayim Bialik and Ken Jennings can keep vying for wittiest Jeopardy! host (verdict: sorry, it’s still the legend, Alex Trebek), and Pat Sajak gets to continue to curmudgeonly condescend to a fresh crop...
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