Just like Jennifer Lawrence and Reese Witherspoon, Kristen Stewart spoke about sexual harassment in Hollywood at last night’s Elle Women in Hollywood event and hocked a loogie at that “motherfucker” Harvey Weinstein without naming his name. And as she did that, she worked a stunning outfit straight from the Haus of What The Fuck. I know, you can always count on me to focus on what’s really important from an event.
KStew gave us the answer to the question: What do you get when you smoke a joint laced with Adderall before making an outfit from a church lady’s old white pantyhose, a Southern dandy’s Halloween suit, a lace bra and the black guts of a cassette? Vanity Fair tells me that KStew’s suit was made by designer Antonio Berardi. I don’t know if I’ve ever seen an Antonio Berardi outfit before, but I’ll still say that he outdid himself here. Antonio gave us a W when he put those shoulders cutouts in that blazer. He gave us a T when he covered those shoulder cutouts with old pantyhose. And he gave us an F when he rolled up those pants.
KStew’s outfit may look like an off-brand “sexy David S. Pumpkins” Halloween costume from Ricky’s, but it’s perfect for many other holidays too. If you’re sick of spending your Thanksgiving dinner listening to your relatives yell at each other, just wear this. They’ll be too busy wondering what the fuck you’re wearing to fight. It’ll bring the whole family together!
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