I’m talking about man nipples, of course. But I won’t judge you (to your face) if you’re a sucio pit sniffer who looked at my headline and thought I was talking about juicy sweat ditches.
America’s Next Top Model 22 winner Nyle DiMarco and Italian math teacher turned panty creamer of Instagram Pietro Boselli must’ve known that what the world really needs right now is a healing serving of topless hotness. Because Nyle and Pietro got together in London recently and took off their shirts before doing what I like to call, “butt bouncing on an invisible peen” lifts (see: above).
Both Nyle and Pietro shared their beautiful time together on Instagram, and Nyle told everyone to keep that brown eye wide open, because they did a video together and it’s coming soon.
Hint: he's pretty good in Sign language 
So, let’s see, they got half-naked and worked up a sweat while shooting an internet video together? Judging by that description (and my wishful thinking), I will be keeping an eye wide open, specifically on SeanCody.com.
Pic: Instagram