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The New York Post says that one petty criminal was easily apprehended thanks to a need to eat Cheetos mid-crime. No, it wasn’t Lil Xan not learning his lesson. One Sharon Carr of Oklahoma was arrested after breaking into someone’s home and dining on their Cheetos. The Cheetos dust then led police straight to her. Is this more or less embarrassing than the dude who was done in by farting? I think more because you can’t control a fart but you sure can decide to not munch on Cheetos mid-theft. Wait ’til after, at least!
Sharon got hit with a first-degree burglary charge last Friday after she broke into a home in Tulsa. And the whole incident sounds absolutely stupid and pointless. It sounds like all she managed to steal was the Cheetos. The Tulsa Police Department wrote on Facebook about how a woman called 911 to report that another woman was trying to break into her house and they were able to identify the alleged thief thanks to Cheetos dust!
On 2/26/2021 around 8:00 p.m., we got called out to a burglary near 67th and S. Sheridan. The female victim said another woman was breaking in through a window, and she had two small children inside the house. Officers found the suspect, Sharon Carr, had pried the screen off a window using a board and got inside. She left before stealing anything or harming anyone.
Officers found a bag of Cheetos and a bottle of water on the floor near the open window and believe Carr dropped them on the way out. The victim identified Carr as the suspect after seeing her. Carr was further linked to the crime by Cheeto residue on her teeth. She was arrested for first degree burglary.
This is an arrest, not a conviction.
I hope that Britney Spears reads about this story so that she can make sure when she finally escapes from her father with her hot boyfriend not to make the same mistake. She hasn’t been running six-second 100-meter sprints just to get done in by some Cheetos!
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