Now that America has successfully fumigated the White House (although, I won’t really believe it until Cupcakke performs The National Anthem at Joe Biden’s inauguration, please tell me that Cupcakke is performing at his inauguration), we can get back to what the internet runs on: mindlessly cute animal videos!!!
You may be dizzy from 244 pounds of naranja nonsense getting lifted from your shoulders, so you could be looking at that picture like, “Why are those weak ass goats scared of that funny-looking little kitten?” But that’s actually a little raccoon showing much bigger hos who really is that bitch. Frankie The Herding Dachshund, meet your raccoon soulmate!
They tell me that Governor the raccoon is herding up those goats, but it kind of looks like those goats are jumping away from him out of annoyance. So on that note, in this clip, the role of my brain cells are being played by those goats (HA! Like I have that many brain cells) and the role of a math problem is being played by Governor. Or the role of Republican senators are being played by those goats and the role of Trump is being played by Governor. Or the role of NYC’s High Society is being played by those goats and the role of Melania Trump is being played by Governor.
— 100% Goats (@EverythingGoats) November 2, 2020
I know, this is just further proof of the eventual raccoon global takeover. But can these raccoons slow down their takeover for a minute and just let the people bust out a celebratory shimmy in the streets (cut to raccoons knocking over everyone’s trash cans as they’re distracted by busting out a celebratory shimmy in the streets).
Pic: Twitter