Animals. They’re incredibly lucky, because they don’t know shit about politics. What’s voting? Electoral fraud’s some kind of squeaky toy, right? Are “proud boys” the ones who feed me? So I’m a touch confused as to why people are asking these ignorant cuties for their presidential picks. But, hey, any distraction is a good distraction.
At a Russian zoo, both brown bear Buyan and white Bengal tiger Khan chose to eat a watermelon with Biden’s face on it:
Even though this gives us hope, we shouldn’t necessarily trust Buyan’s psychic powers. He incorrectly guessed the winners of the 2018 World Cup and Ukraine’s 2019 election. Then there’s a squirrel named ChrisChris, who ate more nuts in a bowl labelled “Trump”:
A squirrel in South Carolina has predicted the winner of the 2020 presidential election https://t.co/vOIwWeZLPq
— billygoat (@bill43881456) October 19, 2020
Another squirrel, Amelia the flying squirrel, also picked Trump. Let’s hope both of these little dudes have gone mad from rabies. Or maybe squirrels are just super Trumpers! And in this video, three kitty cats predict the result by eating treats off a piece of paper with the candidates’ names:
2 out of 3 cats chose Biden. Not a huge surprise, most pussies are Trump haters. The orange son of a bitch is always trying to grab them!
Pic: YouTube