As far as ambush marriage-shit goes, this is the absolute fucking worst. Like, worse than those public proposals which end in failure. A woman decided that enough was enough, and ambushed her fiancé at the Las Vegas Target he works at. She showed up in a wedding dress, brought along a bridesmaid, a pastor, and told him to marry her right there or they were over. But don’t worry, she wore a mask in the store. She’s not completely batshit.
TMZ says the footage has made the rounds of the internet and it’s not totally clear if it’s real or not but it’s definitely a skin-crawling mess. The woman shows up in a wedding dress and finds her man in an aisle stocking a shelf. She goes off about how she brought a pastor with her and that after two years of engagement it’s time for them to get married.
Meanwhile at Target… a bride's ultimatum. pic.twitter.com/CgvIX70029
— gregarious (@mistergeezy) October 10, 2020
Many claim this is fake and was staged, and I hope so because this is unhinged. I mean, a tiered wedding dress? The tiers aren’t even symmetrical–the dress is fully-crooked. And what in Athena’s name is that black fanny-pack? People on Twitter also noted that her fiancé isn’t wearing a Target nametag. I’m just gonna tell myself this is the work of actors busting out a promo stunt for the new season of Bridezilla. And if not, then that bride should expect to get a thank you card from Walmart for not bringing the trashy fuckery to one of their stores for once.
Pic: Twitter