Y’all begged for it and now they’re back. Oreo Most Stuf cookies are returned. Now your cookie-to-glucose-based-milk-product ratio will be off the charts! And you know what else? You could win $100,000 while you’re at it! Win a hundred grand and kill my body with high-fructose corn syrup?! Sign me up!
Oreo announced that their Most Stuf Oreo cookie is back and it is here for a limited time and by popular freaking demand. You were, I guess begging Oreo to Stuf you with the Most. Well they delivered the cream, baby. And they also have a competition going on! Thrillist says that you can vote for your favorite type of Oreo cookie and be entered to win $100,000!
So the Most Stuf cookies will be back in stores next week, January 20. And right now you can head over to the Oreo website and enter into their extremely exciting contest where they collect your information to sell off to God knows who in exchange for the potential to win $100,000. Oreo is really excited about it:
Thins, Original, Double, Mega or Most? No matter which one is your favorite, we have an OREO cookie for you! Visit https://t.co/Srv1XrOewb to vote and enter for a chance to win $100,000. pic.twitter.com/wkzkcKULV4
— OREO Cookie (@Oreo) January 14, 2020
What’s Your Stuf?— OREO Cookie (@Oreo) January 10, 2020
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: The deadline for the competition is March 15 and then the prize-giving will commence. They also have new flavors coming out in 2020 so pick those up while you’re putting too much sugar into your body. One Most Stuf cookie is 110 calories. ONE.
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New Year, New Flavors2020 is a big year. America’s got an election and an Oreo competition. It’s a toss-up which is more important. Who knows what will turn out to be the winner of this cookie Thicc-ness competition–but you know it won’t be the Thins one. Which is going to make Jillian Michaels fucking livid. “Why do we even care about the amount of Stuff they have!?”
Pic: Oreo