Open Post: Hosted By Adele Getting Jock Itch From Constantly Sweating In Her...
Though many fans weren’t confident that Adele’s Las Vegas residency, Weekends With Adele, would actually happen since it kept getting canceled and rescheduled last year, it kicked off in November and...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By A Frustrated Beyoncé During Her Renaissance World Tour.
Beyoncé’s highly popular Arm and a Leg Tour (better known as the Renaissance World Tour) hasn’t touched down in the States just yet, but it’s already making history. For starters, during her time in...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Aubrey Plaza Flipping Off The Jumbotron At A WNBA Game
On Tuesday night, Aubrey Plaza went to a WNBA game to watch the Los Angeles Sparks take on the Minnesota Lynx. At one point, someone stuck a camera in Aubrey’s face and put her on the Jumbotron. But...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Maury Povich’s At Home Paternity Tests
For many years Maury Povich entertained audiences with a barrage of shows about badass kids and cheaters, but he will always be known for his paternity shows. Never in my life have I seen someone run...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By The Dog Parade For A Man’s 100th Birthday
Despite all the cons of getting older, the birthday party is one of the best things about adding another year to your life. Forcing a group of Chili’s servers to sing a knock-off version of Happy...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Scooter, The Winner Of The 2023 World’s Ugliest Dog Contest
The time has come again this year when certain dog owners proudly march to Petaluma, California, to loudly declare, “I have the world’s ugliest dog!” However, amongst a sea of dogs with weird hair...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Lana Del Rey Showing Up Late To Her Glastonbury Set...
Lana Del Rey had to follow invigorating acts like Guns N’ Roses, Lizzo, and that wispy English baritone treasure, Rick Astley, at the Glastonbury Festival on June 24. And since Lana, the “Greatest...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By The New TikTok Trend Where People Drink A Grimace Shake...
For the past 83 years, McDonald‘s has been providing late-night drunken meals and early-morning bubblegut sandwiches for people who love questionable food. They also tend to introduce questionable...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By A Fan Giving Pink A Large Wheel Of Brie
Live shows have lately become a living diorama of society’s social deficits and the atrophy of human decency and decorum. A few months back, we had the orchestra orgasmer. Earlier this month, a fan...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By The Seven Persian Cats With A Six-Figure Inheritance
Attention fancy cat lovers of Florida! 7 Persian kitties are up for adoption at the Humane Society of Tampa Bay. I know what you’re thinking… you want one, but you’re hesitant because purebred pussy’s...
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