Every day in airports across the world, security screeners probably get heaping eyefuls of the skeletal inner workings of double dongs, anal beads, and pocket pussies. But earlier this week, airport security agents experienced the utter shock of seeing the inside of an actual pussy! Surprisingly, this isn’t even the first time this has happened, and the TSA is reminding travelers that sending furry friends through the x-ray machine is a no-no, and they must let the cat out of the bag.
People says the unscathed cat’s owner was going through security late last week at the Norfolk, Virginia airport and left the probably confused/maybe indifferent feline in their carry-on. This led a TSA spokesperson to take to Twitter to let everyone know that this idea belongs in the litter box.
TSA spokesperson Lisa Farbstein posted the striking photo of the pet from the x-ray machine on Twitter, saying a traveler had left the feline inside its carrying case for the TSA checkpoint.
When asked if the cat was okay, Farbstein replied: “Yep. The traveler and cat had to go through screening the proper way once the TSA officers saw the X-ray image. The proper way being to remove the cat from the travel bag.”
Just when you thought it was safe to bring your pet cat on a trip. . . A traveler left their pet cat in its travel carrying case at a @TSA checkpoint this morning at @NorfolkAirport. Attention pet owners: Please do not send your pet through the X-ray unit. Cat-astrophic mistake! pic.twitter.com/tko6DP2vXx
— Lisa Farbstein, TSA Spokesperson (@TSA_Northeast) March 3, 2023
Twitter replied with jokes, outrage, and some radiographic interpretations:
I have never seen a true cat scan until today
— mphillips (@mpheartdoc) March 5, 2023
How about having a little more compassion for the cat, there’s nothing FUNNY about what happened.
— Tyranthian (@loth_demere) March 5, 2023
That cat REEEEALLY has to poop.
-signed a vet tech only seeing a bunch of poop in the colon
— Jen (@jenne_223) March 7, 2023
Are we sure this wasn’t some kind of Amelia Bedelia “you’re going to have to move that coke through airport security in your pussy” mix-up? At any rate, x-rays at the vet are steep, and this owner should get an award for finding the dumbest way possible to get a freebie.