We can probably assume that 28-year-old Harry Styles has a little thing for women older than him. We watched in discomfort as he spent some time lapping up 38-year-old Olivia Wilde’s special salad dressing that Jason Sudeikis was willing to risk his life for. And about three years ago, Harry appeared on Ellen DeDeneres’ show and revealed during her usually awkward and humiliating “Burning Questions” segment that his first celebrity crush was Jennifer Aniston–who’s 25 years his senior. Last night, Harry was able to show his boyhood crush what he’s working with; because in the middle of his show, the crotch of his pants ripped open as Jennifer (and thousands of others) watched from the audience.
First, here’s Harry confessing his crush on Jennifer back in 2019. Earlier in the segment, he also said he wears briefs (that may be of interest for later):
And Cosmopolitan points out, Harry and Jennifer have even twinned before when they wore the same Gucci suit in 2021 (she wore it during an InStyle photo shoot, and he wore it to the Brit Awards).
That brings us to last night when Jennifer was in the audience at Harry’s first Love On Tour stop of 2023:
jennifer aniston at the harry styles concert in los angeles pic.twitter.com/3MtsKCYKsS
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(@shutupjoeyy) January 27, 2023
(@shutupjoeyy) TMZ says that during the show, Harry attempted a wide-stance knee-drop when his baggy pleather pants decided to quit his ass faster than a Sudeikis/Wilde nanny can get a tabloid on the horn. Other celebs besides Jennifer were there to witness the unleashing, too, including none other than Ellen.
He was in the middle of singing “Music for a Sushi Restaurant” when he dropped low to his knees and ripped a huge hole near his crotch area, giving everyone an eyeful. As you can see, he was pretty stunned by the whole thing.
Nice bonus for the A-list celebs who pulled up for the concert — Kylie Jenner, Trevor Noah, Julie Bowen and Ellen DeGeneres were there.
Here’s the moment Harry’s pants went on strike:
#HarryStyles let it all hang out
#FridayFeeling https://t.co/DjHGznrY1U pic.twitter.com/taJSCjYKbW
— TMZ (@TMZ) January 27, 2023
But he wrapped a rainbow flag (of course) around his crotchal region and laughed the whole thing off before continuing the show. via TMZ:
He told fans, “My trousers ripped. I feel I must apologize to a certain few of you right down in the front there. I mean this is a family show” … before jokingly asking “Or is it?!”
“My trousers ripped.I feel I must apologise to a certain few of you right down in the front there.I mean this is a family show. You sir,are you ok?I promise it’s not part of the show.Ok. It’s a family show.or is it is!”#harrystyles #loveontourla16 #loveontourlosangeles16 pic.twitter.com/x2hHruokdz
— GinniGyy
(@Massharry2) January 27, 2023
(@Massharry2) Now it’s not like I watched, paused, rewound, watched again, zoomed in, or ran a still of Harry’s money shot through the Remini app, but all I could see was Ken-doll smoothness. Lenny Kravitz, please show Harry how a mid-performance dick slip is done!
Pic: TikTok