Nicole Kidman and her insanely muscular arms grace the cover of the September issue of Perfect magazine. Like… what? Since when? Why? How? The only thing crazier than those biceps is the fucked up red wig atop 55-year-old Nicole’s head. It looks like someone started to give herself an at-home haircut and got bored halfway through.
Page Six says that an interview will accompany the photoshoot, but Perfect hasn’t released it yet. Which is too bad, cuz I’d like an explanation for the muscles. Was Nicole always this jacked, or is this a recent development? Nicole was on one of the covers for Vanity Fair’s Hollywood issue back in February, and in that pic, she definitely had some definition in her arms and abs; but she wasn’t flexing. Look, I know this story is supposed to be about Nicole’s muscles, but I genuinely can’t get over that wig. And, no, I don’t kniw shit about hair or fashion or style, so maybe this is somehow “chic.” But my eyes are offended! So I fixed it with terrible Photoshop:
Brilliant, incredible, amazing, show-stopping! Nicole posted some additional pics from the shoot to her Instagram, and, unfortunately, the cursed wig continues its reign of terror:
Although Nicole has the best personal trainers in the world at her fingertips, getting that jacked at age 55 is still an impressive feat. And maybe she had a good reason to bulk up! Those Scientologists who keep going through her trash cans aren’t going to beat up themselves!
Pic: Perfect